Title: Mine's Bigger
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto
"Mines bigger" Naruto said as he splashed around angrily.
"No mine is."
Sasuke rolled his eyes at the fellow gennins that he had to share the bathhouse with.
"Mine is obviously superior to your tiny ones, and Naruto if you splash my hair one more time" Sasuke said in warning.
"No way" Kiba barked as he threw his head back and crossed his arms.
"Mine is bigger! Haven't you guys seen it?" Naruto grumbled. Naruto knew his was bigger so he wasn't giving up.
Shino, Negi, Lee, and Shikamaru where on the other side of the bath, far enough not to be dragged in to the argument over whose was "bigger" but not far enough not to hear their conversation.
And they were disturbed.
" I wonder what they're arguing about?" Negi pondered out loud.
" It must be important because Sasuke is there" Lee said with admiration in his eyes.
And before anyone could respond Lee had left to join in to the argument.
"How troublesome."
"Mines bigger then both of yours put together." Gaara pointed out as he sneered towards Naruto and Sasuke.
" I have a big one too." Lee said, smiling.
Kiba, Naruto and Sasuke raised their eyebrows.
Gaara tried too, but his was non-existent.
" Lee, do …you …do you even have one?" Kiba asked seriously.
"What kind of a question is that? Of course I have one."
"Well if you have one then …do you use it?" Naruto questioned.
Lee rolled his eyes and put his hand on his hip.
"Nah ..I bet he can only wave it around." Kiba snickered.
" Kiba do you use it?" Sasuke asked.
"Three times a day" Kiba said proudly.
"Yeah."
Kiba nodded he knew he was the only one to use his three times a day.
Naruto frowned "Yeah, well mine has a whole story based on it."
Sasuke had to beat Naruto so he added that his takes five whole chapters to finish.
" Guess what! I have two."
"Eww that's gross Lee"
"Well sometimes when Negi can't handle it anymore he talks about his so I think it adds on to mine."
"What the FUCK are you talking about?" A screech of protest came from across the room. Of course it was Negi's protest.
"What do you mean Negi?" Naruto asked innocently.
"What's his problem?" asked Gaara.
"No clue." Replied Sasuke.
Negi regained his cool composure.
"What were you guys talking about before?"
"Our angst, Duh!"
Negi blushed
"Now what were you thinking?" Kiba asked.