Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor do I own my friends, nor do I have the utmost full permission of my friends for using their names (and actions). Heh Heh I'm evil like that! Well I do have 3 of their permissions.

Tobi: stop rambling and get on with the story Zo-Chan!

Zo: Sorry Tobi XD

Tobi: That's okay. Tobi is a good boy!

Zo: Yes. Yes you are Tobi! Begin!

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"Hiiiiiiiiiiyyyaa!" Baxter yelled as she glomped heavily onto my back.

"Argh help me!" I screeched, grabbing onto the nearest arm, it was Ashleigh's. Baxter dragged me down onto the wooden bench outside the school. It was lunchtime and so far it was fairly normal. Ashleigh groaned and after a half-hearted attempt at prying Baxter off me, gave up and sat on the bench next to me, still being attacked by Baxter who was now biting my shoulder. Like I said, normal lunchtime.

Macin came around the corner and spotted our current situation, remarking with something sarcastic with a raised eyebrow, before plonking down on the opposite bench, followed by the tall blonde, wavy-haired Brooksey.

"Um…help?" I pleaded but received little but a gesture from them. Baxter giggled manically at me. Emma bounded over, her long orange (its light auburn!)*sigh* hair swaying as she bobbed up and down excitedly.

"I get to go home to Aussie for the holidays! OMG!" Baxter detached herself from me in favour of the hug-o-phobic ginga (AUBURN!) Aussie.

I laughed…lunch was the one crazy, hectic time of the day I looked forward to. Then Aimee-Leigh screeched and face-planted the middle of our circle before saying, "Hay," seductively and curling up in the fetal position. She was a weirdo and also had a hard punch thanks to her mental karate lessons but she was entertaining none-the-less.

Mel was behind her, "Hey Zoe!" she smiled and waved a rudely fingered hand before laughing loudly, she was fairly normal for a midget. (Lmao)

She sat down and poked excitedly at a cookie before looking at my super puppy dog eyes and giving in. My eyes lit up when she chucked the cookie at me. She hated anything edible…except hot chocolates they were her only weakness. Chewing, I turned to Ashleigh, "Any good stuff on FanFic lately?"

She gave a shrug… "Oh wait there was this epic one about the Akatsuki going to the supermarket…-" she started replaying it as we cracked up (for reference I won't go into more detail…read it yourself!) for the millionth time at Zetsu rolling in the vegetable section.

"The Akatsuki are so bloody funny!" Ashleigh nodded. And it was at that moment I came up with a seemingly harmless idea. "We should name our friends after the Akatsuki!" Eyes lit up next to me, "Shot being Hidan, Fuck yeah!" she laughed, taking on the swearing role with ease. "Nu-uh! Deidara forever!" I bagsed it. Then began the naming.

In our group we had, Aimee-Leigh, Mel, Ashleigh, Brooksey, Macin, Baxter (they are all called Rachel so the weird names are last name nick names) Amber, Zoe M, me (Zoe A), Gina, Ty and Emma. After a week of tossing and turning we had the names.

Aimee-Leigh= Orochimaru

Mel =Tobi

Ashleigh = Hidan (of course)

Brooksey= Kisame

Macin= Sasori

Baxter= Zetsu

Amber= Black Hidan (see other FanFic)

Zoe M= Pein

Me=Deidara

Gina=Konan

Ty=Itachi

Emma= Kakuzu

(You will see that their personalities were considered carefully before choosing in the near future!)

…3 days later…..

"Hey Zetsu, un!" (I had started taking on my role with the grunts that Dei used after most sentences) I yelled across the courtyard at Baxter.

"Why is it I'm called Zetsu again?" she complained.

"It's simple, Zetsu is cannibalistic and likes plants along with being a plant himself, so naturally you biting people and being a plant lover, member of the greenhouse and environmentalist makes you the perfect choice!"

She stared at me blankly before her face went back to excited and mental, "Sweet as!" she laughed before springing away to annoy 'Orochimaru', tugging at the karate goers long dark-brown hair (she even has the same hair as Orochimaru!). Hidan sat listening to 'her' iPod boredly while Kisame (Brooksey) and Sasori (Macin) poked her back while naming several different brands of car. Her will power not to snap off their heads was impressive.

"Hey," Itachi sat down beside me before exploring the insides of a book for the next hour, her short spiky (I'm not even joking its seriously similar) black hair quivering in the wind slightly. Black Hidan and Pein sat down next to each other and started talking about random things and ate their lunch… boring, I gave an inwards sigh. Then I saw Tobi, I decided that Tobi should start being more like 'him'.

"Hey Tobi, un, speak in 3rd person for me will ya?" I asked, she gave me a funny look before her eyes widened and she started putting on a creepy accent that sounded a lot like Orochimaru gargling woodchips.

"Tobi doesn't want to speak in 3rd person! Like that?"

"Wonderful, but seriously kid loose the accent, its creepy," I added.

"Whaaaat? No way! And I'm not kid I'm TOBI!" she groaned in the accent again. I sighed before averting my look away from her with a roll of my eyes. Kakuzu was fidgeting on the ground saying, "28 days! 28 days! Yay Aussy!" I lolled internally. She started showing her week's worth of colourful pictures to everyone. We learn so much at this school…not. The shy straight-as-a-stick blonde-haired Konan was sitting quietly eating a sandwich next to the curly Streaked blonde, Pein; she never left Pein's side…ever. The crazy Zetsu (hair in a bun with real flowers because she just loved them so much she had to have them with her where ever she went) however seemed intent on continuing yesterdays assault by pinning herself to the short and spiky purple-haired Deidara (me) and not letting me eat my lunch.

(As I said the names are based on personality, not looks!)

I decided on a peace offering, another (bought) chocolate cookie before she gave in and finally let go to nom on the chocolately goodness. After she finished the cookie she decided to grab Ashleigh's wrist harshly and didn't let go for the next hour much to Ashleigh's disappointment.

"Get the fuck off me, bitch!" she attempted her character. Poor Zetsu looked shocked at first but didn't let go. In case you hadn't realised, most of our friends hadn't seen Naruto so had no idea why Ashleigh was swearing (as she didn't swear that often) and didn't know any of the characters well. So naturally I burst out laughing after letting Zetsu (and the others that listened in) in on the secret. Zetsu started chewing Ashleigh's arm now, and Ashleigh rolled her eyes, "And I nearly had her off me too, Jashin curse you Dei-Chan!"

I decided to set some homework for my uneducated friends, (Except Ashleigh because she actually was educated in Naruto ways almost more than me) "Go home tonight and look up Akatsuki on YouTube, un… seriously it would do you well, un." They accepted with a groan, though I had no idea why they would listen to me and do it anyway. "Plus we wouldn't be explaining it to them every second," Ashleigh added before turning back to her iPod. I smirked.

The next day ( I have decided that there will be no school and only lunchtime at this school, it's awesome, yeah?) we sat down for lunch and everyone was talking about the Akatsuki, instead of Black Hidan, Pein and Konan talking about random things they were discussing the coolest video they saw of 'themselves' that night. Tobi was constantly talking in 3rd person, "Deidara Sempai is your art really a rip off? Is Tobi a good boy?" I sighed, so this was how Dei felt? I understood why Tobi was always getting on his nerves now, who cares if he was a criminal mastermind behind that mask.

Ashleigh was normal and sat at the bench boredly watching anime (Full Metal Alchemist FYI XD). Kakuzu had refused to watch the videos after getting past the first one; she officially hated being Kakuzu… (I wonder why?) Orochimaru was depressed and complained about being the pedophilic snake creep, she would rather have been Alex Rider but I seriously couldn't see him as a member of the Akatsuki… Kisame was running around wielding her invisible, nonexistent shredding sword and wishing she was a shark. Sasori was trying to make puppets by drawing eyes on her fingers and talking in a weird voice. Itachi was over excited and tattling into my ear about the next episode of Shippuden, (she had ended up not sleeping and running out of memory by watching all of the videos online that night…typical Uchiha). Zetsu was even more into biting and was running around with a flower in her mouth, humming 'The sun will come out tomorrow' from Annie. I rolled my eyes at the madness.

I took a bite of my Choc Hazelnut spread sandwich and sat there feeling pleased with my creations. I was guessing this was what Frankenstein's creator felt like after creating life, fucking mad evil scientist that he was. After a long day of utter craziness we finally resigned ourselves to going home.

Sasori was getting ready for bed, it was 9.30pm. She had been screamed at earlier by her mum for not drying the dishes and she was pooped, her head thudding. She sat in bed drawing one of her famous cartoons when a panicked drowsiness came over her and her eyelids fluttered shut.

Orochimaru was texting her "guy friend" that night and was in the middle of a text when she suddenly felt a heavy, daunting tiredness and dropped her head to her pillow. It was 9.30pm.

Meanwhile at the same time Black Hidan was watching TV when the same thing happened to her and she passed out on the couch, her dad just shrugged and went to bed. She slept on the couch all night. It was 9.31pm.

Konan was busy doing the chores like a good girl and sorting her notes for the upcoming exam. (On how to eat lunch effectively seeing as this is a lunch based school). She was walking down the hall when she fainted. Her mother gasped and carried her to bed, assuming she was stressed from all the work she was doing. 9.33pm.

Pein was busy texting a friend from school in bed and after a heated argument over whether or not purple was the best nail polish colour ( Itachi says YES!) she fell asleep seemingly normally but with a terrifying feeling. 9.35pm.

Itachi was brushing out her short hair in her room, she had just taken off her glasses when she decided curling up on her carpeted floor in a shivering ball shape was a great idea, and she slowly closed her eyes. 9.37pm.

Kisame was reading a story about planes. She was determined to become a pilot. This was when she decided that flying must be a lot like gliding through the ocean. Being a shark would be awesome. She blacked out with this thought in mind at 9.40pm.

Zetsu was placing flowers around her room and spraying Jasmine oil when she got dizzy and scared from what she thought was the fumes and fell on her bed with a thump. That was also 9.40pm

Tobi sighed and poked at her cold dinner. She told her mum she was going to bed. As she entered her room and got into bed she tossed and turned, Tobi is a good boy played over in her mind. She couldn't wait for school tomorrow. Suddenly something started pulling her under into blackness. 9.45pm.

Kakuzu was annoying her sisters by poking them and shouting remarks about getting to go back to Australia to see her friends. Her mum ticked her off and she headed to her room, sulking. Before she got to her room she looked down the stairwell and started seeing a dark hole at the bottom. Mesmerized she plummeted towards it down the stairs and she felt like she had disappeared. 9.46pm.

Hidan lay on her bed watching Naruto on her iPod, laughing at Hidan the character as he swore. Her sister was playing music loudly in the other room. She sighed then her vision blurred and she started to panic. She wasn't tired but she instantly lost consciousness.

I was sitting typing a story for Fan Fiction in bed when I started feeling a tug at the back of my mind. It felt cold and dark, empty. I didn't want to enter the void but it came up from in my mind and devoured me. My mind flashed to the faces of my friends and of their Akatsuki counterparts. Last of all I saw Deidara's face staring at me through what seemed like thick glass before it disappeared completely and I was lost to the world.