Here's how it is…
The Earth got used up.
So, we terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths.
Some became rich and plush with the new technologies, while others…not so much.
The Central Planets, backed by the Disney mega-corporation, formed the Alliance.
They waged war to bring everyone under their rule.
A few idiots tried to fight them, among them myself.
I'm Flynn Ryder, captain of Serenity.
Got a good crew:
Fighters: Tiana (first mate & tough woman) Gaston (muscles and hair)
Pilot: Naveen (Loving husband & jazz enthusiast)
Mechanic: Jasmine (Crafty and looking to see a whole new world)
We even managed to pick up a preacher: Milo Thatch (Man of the book and shepherd)
and a bona fide companion: Elsa (Icy and classy).
There's a doctor, too: Aladdin (rich boy turned street rat trying to stay one jump ahead of the law man)
Took his genius brother: Genie, out of some Alliance camp, so they're keeping a low profile.
You got a job, we can do it.
Don't much care what it is.
