Yuuki Seal Raphael da~
Well, this is the first angst fic (I think) Somehow i want to add some humor in this fic (ya know I'm not a gloomy kinda person). OOC, OC, FrauxTeito, 'not very funny' humors, bad grammars and spelling, typos maybe. FLAMERS? Don't ya dare click the "Review this Chapter" link!
Disclaimer: This story is mine! But 07-GHOST bleongs to Amemiya Yuki and Ichihara Yukino (probably Studio DEEN)
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World is cruel, words are evil.. Everything in this world is cruel, even what everyone called LOVE. It's cruel.. Why I think LOVE is the most cruel thing in this world? Well, seek my story right now.. If you want to know why..
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"Heya damn brat!", Frau shouted at me loudly. I can't believe he disturbed me in the middle of something important.. STUDYING.
"You pervert bishop wanna-be! Get outa my face!", I yelled to him so he can go or at least keep his sound low.
"What the hell do you mean by that, you shorty-fool!", he answered with his hand patting my head. Ugh, I hate it if he pat me! My hair just ruined by that pervert guy! Um, before we go further, I'm Teito Klein. If ya wanna laugh, go ahead. After all, I was born by a mistake. But, don't think the reason is because an unhealthy mom. I don't know why I'm short right now. Hatred filled my heart now. And, the guy standing beside me is Frau. He's a jerk and a pathetic pervert bishop wanna-be (he's a bishop!). I don't know (again) why my beloved author loves him so much. Dammit, world is such a cruel place! Back to plot, that guy still messing my hair. Pathetic! I kicked him outa my face so I can continue my 'work'. After hours in the stuffy library, I went out and saw Hozuki walking towards me.
"Chibi-kun, how's your day?", asked that Frau-copycat girl. Well, she's not actually Frau's copy-cat. She just having the same hobby with that pervert, collecting erotic magazines (well, not erotic, but BL).
"Good..", answered me. She smiled and walked away. Well, I didn't have a good day at all. That stupid pervert guy was disturbing me and that metrosexual guy, Hakuren teased me all day. Is that what you call a good day? Good grief..
"Oh, I think we're having stirred flower dipped in honey. See you at the dining room.", said Hozuki. I nodded and went back to my room. I was to tired to move again so I decided not to join the dinner. What I need now is a fluffy pillow and warm wind (if there is one..). Mikage hopped to my bed and both of us sleep.
Morning…
"Good morning, Teito.", Hakuren's shaking my shoulder. Good grief, I'm not feeling so well. I woke up in the middle of the night because I was so hungry for God's sake. Just because I was so tired, I missed the dinner and now.. I'm starving to death! Hakuren keep on shaking my shoulder.
"Alright, alright! I'm up now! What do you want?", I said to him.
"Come on you damn shorty. Hozuki already prepared a nice breakfast only for the two of us. She's waiting in Labrador's garden now and if we didn't show up, she'll beat my ass!"
I understand perfectly what that blonde guy said. I put on my clothes and both of us running as fast as we we arrived, that fujoshi girl already giving us her 'death glare'.
"You guys are so death now! NO NEED TO EXPLAIN! JUST DIG IN AND EAT!"
We nodded and enjoy breakfast.
"Can I join to?"
A very tall guy appeared. Guess who? Frau. That pervert guy still wearing his pajamas (a super hot pajamas who made him shows up his abs~ I hate you hot guy! author). I pissed off and turn my face away. Hozuki smiled and gives him a big book. When Frau opened the book, his face glowed(?) and made a big smile. He pat Hozuki's head and join us on the breakfast. I got angry and I smashed an apple to the ground. Everyone realized something's wrong with me and step back.
"Chibi-kun? What the hell is happening to you?"
"Ha?" I looked at Hozuki with an innocent face. When I realized my hand wet because apple's juice, I laughed and talk to them, trying to be polite. After that awkward silence, Hozuki decided to ended the breakfast time and told me to help her clean up. I nodded and helped her. After the breakfast time, I became very frustrated. Every minute I smashed something and made everyone around me frightened and went away.
"Chibi-kun.."
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"Chibi-kun.."
Love?
"CHIBI TEITO KLEIN!"
"Ha?", I was frightened because Hozuki shout at me. She took a deep breath, crossed her hand in front of her chest and looked at me deeply.
"What? You're looking scary Hozuki..", I asked her because her eyes shows 'pervert mode: on'. Then, she laughed histerically. I confused and step back.
"Are you sick, Hozuki?"
"No, I am not and.. pfft..", she stopped and laughed again. She stomped the floor and her tears fell (not because an emotional situation, it's a funny situation for author and Hozuki). Then, she hold my arms and smiled. Then, she left me. I saw her with a weird face. Then, Frau appeared.
"Damn brat, what did that girl was laughing about?"
"Nothing, she just laughed and then, disappear in a thin air.."
"She's not disappear, shorty.."
"I'm trying to make our readers laugh or at least.. understanding the plot~"
"They already understand it, shorty. And, you're not gonna make them laugh, it's not a funny thing."
I stomped the floor and went off. But, Frau hold my hand and pull me. When I realized, my lips are on him. I blushed but he hugged me tightly. After he let me go, he left and leaving me in an awkward silence. My face turned red and I scream loudly.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! PERVERT BISHOP WANNA-BE! I HATE YOU!"
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"Hmm.."
"Are you happy now?"
"Yap, and I was this close to get him.. I'm sure Ayanami-sama will be happy.."
"What ever you say, Kuroyuri-sama…."
~TO BE CONTINUED
Raphael: FRAU-KOI! FRAU-KOI!
Frau: What?
Raphael: *hugs Frau* I'm stressed out! Really! *cry loudly*
Frau: let me guess.. You're trying to make it a humor fic, BUT.. You changed your mind because seeing Teito's quote right? 'I'll never love anything or anyone again' right?
Raphael: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Frau: Well, I saw you re-watch 07-GHOST and almost die seeing my face right? *smile*
Raphael: YOU PERVERT! *kicked Frau's ass*
Teito: MAMA! MAMA! *run towards Raph*
Raphael: My baby~ *hugs Teito* What's wrong?
Teito: *cry on her lap* Mama.. I don't wanna love anything or anyone again..
Raphael: Tei-chan, you don't need to do it now~
Teito: Ha? Was it good? *look at the script* Hum..
Raphael: You can prepare it later. Now, GIMME YOUR REVIEWS! *on fire*
Frau: … *sweat-drop*