Miranda glared at the Order of idiots, pasting a happy look on her face when anyone looked at her, other than Ginny, Fred, George, Tonks, Hermione, Bill, Luna or Charlie.
Miranda shifted comfterbly into Bill's side, then smirked coyly up at him, "Bill. Wanna go play upstairs?"
Bill shook his head, "I've taught you well, padawan."
Miranda laughed, flicking Bill's nose, "Of course you have, Master. What else could you have done, Master?" She asked, in a nasally voice.
Bill laughed, "I could have taught you the art of pranking, padawan. But, alas, that is Gred and Forge's project."
Miranda wrinkled her nose, "Actually, I'm teaching them."
Bill snorted, igoring the fact that all other conversations, other than Tonks', Charlie's, and Hermione's, along with Fred, and Ginny's and Luna and George's had stopped.
Fred and George stopped talking, bowing to Miranda, "Mistress, we live to serve. We thank you for teaching us the intracate planning of delicate pranks."
Miranda laughed, smiling warmly at her family, kissing Bill, watching Tonks glare daggers into her.
"I knew it! You fancy Bill!" She exclaimed, excidedly.
"Just as much as Hermione fancys Ginny, and Charlie fancies Little Pretty, you fancy Pretty, Fred and George fancy the Knotted one, and Luna fancies the Big, Bad wolfie." Tonks said, her hair changing to dark purple fading to white, her eyes going bright pink.
Miranda snorted, "Of course I fancy Pretty. He's hot! And the hair." She groaned, her head falling back, and she ended up with Luna's face in hers, "Wolfie's hot. Really, really hot. So is Pretty. And so are you. And everyone else in our group."
Miranda raised an eyebrow, "Of course we are. But Pretty's hotter than all of you. I want him. You want Wolfie. We're both," She paused, smirking, "Good in bed. You, Charlie, Bill, Hermione and the Italian guy in Slytherin can attest to that." Miranda said, nuzzling Luna's neck.
"Wanna meet up tonight?" Hermione asked, smirking and blowing a mock-kiss at Miranda and Luna.
"The three of us? We should do it with Gin and Nymph, too. Ooh, that'd be awesome."
Ginny smirked, leering at Hermione, "I'll take that offer. You, Nym?" She turned to Tonks.
Tonks smiled, "Oh yeah. I think this'll be fun."
Luna licked a trail along Miranda's neck, peppering it with kisses and sucks, sitting in her lap, Miranda leaning her head to the side.
Bill snorted and pulled Luna off of Miranda, "can we finish eating before you give everyone heart-attacks, or make them horny?"
- Ok, so I'm doing a cliff-hanger. I'm at home, currently. I'm not sure how long I'll get to be on here, so I'll sign off now. My muse needs reveiws? I love you all!