))))) Ok so I own NOTHING *Throws self-off a cliff* Not Naruto Not Harry Potter nothing!

Summary:

The night Harry Potter was orphaned was the night his fate was set into stone, a life full of hate, abuse, loneliness, and misery. Or was it? Well! Who said Uzumaki Naruto was predictable.

On with the story (((((

Albus Dumbledore watched with sick satisfaction as the child of Lily and James Potter was placed in his arms. Keeping his grandfatherly look present Albus thanked the overzealous Hagrid, who babbled about how the baby was no hassle and slept most of the way.

Placing his letter into the folds of the blanket that was wrapped in a thin layer around the child, Albus walked to the door of number four privet drive. Placing the child down onto the door step, Albus listened to the many things Minerva McGonagall had to say about the people he was about to leave Harry with. Many made him have to fight to keep his face from morphing into a bone chilling smile.

This home was perfect! Full of magic haters, and future magic haters. By the time the boy was ready to come to Hogwarts, he would be looking for every bit of affection he could come by, like melted steel Albus would be able to make the perfect weapon.

Walking away after assuring the female professor that Harry need the proper environment to make sure he's not full of arrogance when he's older, Albus looked to his weapon with another look of sick satisfaction. Soon. Soon the boy would be his for the taking. Maybe if the boy was lucky he would have his father's looks and Albus would be willing to take him as a toy. This put a bright smile on Albus face happy his plans slowly came together.

Giving light back to the street Albus watched as his subordinates left before leaving himself, 'knowing' his plan would work.

Unknowing to Albus blazing green eyes stared at the old goats back. Lily Potter's ghost stared down at her child before looking to the old man next to her. "Please…"

The man nodded before kneeling besides the bundle. Waving his hand over the child Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki watched as many pictures dance around his head, all in which made him frown. This child would never have the proper care in this world never knowing true love and affection.

Giving another wave of his hand Hagoromo pictured the young one in the care of his cousin. These visions got the tiniest of smiles out the usually hard man. This life he was sure the boy would live happily full of warmth and comfort knowing love and compassion. Giving a slight nod the old withered soul looked to the green eyes rust haired woman.

"This child… if he were to stay here he would know no warmth or love, he would only know pain, and false compassion. He would have no future. So I will grant you this wish I will give him to your only other living relative, a distant cousin of yours who is the reincarnation of my son. She who loves all."

The dead mother gave a watery smile and a nod. The sage of six paths waved his hand over the child once more allowing another letter to appear in the fold of the thin blanket. Standing up the old soul tapped his staff to the ground watching as the young one disappeared in a flash of soft gold.

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It was a regular morning in Konohagakure the sun was rising pouring a generous amount of heat energy to the land of fire. Early riser merchants whistle happily as they set up shop for a busy day of work. A nice morning breeze blew through the October air. The land of fire weren't much known for their winters more of their warm autumns and cool winters.

A woman walked through the streets picking up small bits of food from the venders who said cheerful good mornings to her. Her golden hair, which was held in a messy curly bun, gained a beautiful white shine. Her liquid sapphire flickered around taking in her surroundings. Whisker marks crinkled up on her cheeks as a smile came to her face giving her a mischievous foxy look.

Her name was Nara Naruto (nee Uzumaki) the hero of the hidden leaf and current Hokage in training. Walking home Naruto walked in to her home as quietly as she could after all Nara's were never morning people, however too lazy to get mad at the fact of being woken up. Walking into her kitchen Naruto got to work on breakfast, making simple scrambled eggs with bacon, sausage, and bits of pancake torn in to the mix.

After setting the table Naruto walked up stairs to begin the waking of the household. First she walked into her son's room first going to her first born. Looking to the said boy the blond couldn't help but sweat drop, when he was handed to her husband after his birth his immediate word were "this is defiantly your son!" And at this very moment she could not deny that, for her first born slept eagle style spread out on his bed.

Grabbing the eight year olds shoulder Naruto gave them a slight shake, "Bolt… Bolt!" after the second call of his name the boy sprang up with his penguin plushy in hand.

"What? Who?" Giggling at her son Naruto told him breakfast was ready. Turning to her next child the twin to her eldest, Naruto walked over and gently ran her fingers through the young ones bright red hair. Slowly the eight year old twitched and open his black eyes, blinking up at his mother before sitting up; somewhat alert.

"Shikadai its time to get up your brothers already gone to breakfast!" Naruto said cheerfully, causing the red head to groan the word the Nara's where known for. Giggling the blond haired Nara got up and finally walked to her second to final destination. Sliding the door open Naruto snickered as she came to a stop next to the bed.

There laid Nara Shikamaru the current clan head of Konoha, and the lazy husband to Nara Naruto. Bending down Naruto whispered in the Jounin commander's ear, "Commander there's no cloud in the sky!" The Nara clan head immediately was up and by the window so fast that Naruto was sure he teleported there.

Laughing rather loudly Naruto pointed to the glowering man who stared down at his wife. A smirk came to his lips before he soon joined into the laughing, with Naruto nothing was very boring; and Shikamaru would have it no other way.

The blond hero's laugh slowly settled down, before she slowly stood. Turning to the door Naruto walked to the last room in the house that held the last person for her to wake. Opening the door quietly Naruto smiled at the familiar babble of her daughter.

Walking into the room Naruto crept up to the crib, peering over the edge and into the cushion hole; a gasp left petal pink lips at the sight that greeted her.

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The boys were already eating the strange but good mixed breakfast, when their father came down rubbing his neck. Sitting down the shadow user began to diligently eat his food, not long getting into a conversation with his heir.

True the boy didn't look like him taking more from his mother except for eye color, the boy was first born and he was a natural at the shadow manipulation that the Nara were known for. However the conversation was cut short when the Hokage to be came in holding more than just their daughter/sister.

On the blonds right hip was the head Nara families only girl with her Nara black hair in wild spikes bright sapphire eyes looked to her mother, whisker marks covering her chipmunk cheeks. On the Nara's wife left hip sat a little boy. His hair a dark maroon almost black color, green eyes blinked around curiously.

"Ne Kagome go give the letter to papa please!" Getting an eager nod from the one year old, the little girl was let down on wobbly one year old legs, from there rushing to her father who opened his arms for the small girl. Taking the letter from the beaming girls hand Shikamaru quickly unfolded the letter briefly looking to his wife who held another letter, unopened; before scanning the letter in his grip.

"To Uzumaki Naruto,

First I must say hello! My name is Lily Potter nee Evens, and before my adoption my name was Uzumaki. I know strange no? I thought I had no one else besides my 'darling' sister; evidently not. Any who this is not a pleasure letter, no, this is a threat, warning, and plead. A bad feeling has swept my heart, to the bottom of my stomach. You see me and my husband James Potter have recently gone into hiding to hide from the evil prophecy surrounding my child.

We had made a security measure by hiding behind heavy wards and making out secret keeper a man by the name of Peter Pettigrew at first I thought it was a good idea, however he slowly grows more distant, by the passing day. The prophecy states that a child with the power to vanquish the dark lord will be born when the seventh months dies and to parents that thrice defied him, it would either be my Harry or Alice Longbottoms child, Neville. I fear he may come for us. Please take care of my son, make sure that he lives a long and healthy life full of love and compassion.

Lily Potter (nee Evens) the proud but most likely dead mother.

P.S. Look out for a man by the name of Dumbledore he is not to be trusted!"

Looking to the child that sat in his wife's lap Shikamaru saw the pleased and serene look on the woman's face. Sighing Shikamaru looked to the last letter in his wife's hand. His wife also looked at it, before doing something that shocked him. Putting the letter in front of Harry's face Naruto to a little bit down the middle, than letting the one year old boy grab the end before giving it a sharp tug effectively ripping it in half; causing a loud baby giggle to come from the amused boys mouth; large smirk came to his wife's lips causing Shikamaru to give a slight shiver.

"Why…?" blue met gray, when Naruto looked to her husband. "Simple it had a dark aura around it so why open it if it will do no good?" Naruto remark made the Nara clan head sigh before nodding, causing the now beaming blond to lean over and kiss her husband on the lips; gaining the two a fake gag from the two eight year old twins, and an encore clap from the two one year olds.

Smiling Naruto amused herself by putting a small braid in the little ones hair, while Shikamaru looked in to the eyes of the young child. Reaching over Shikamaru messed up the maroon hair gaining a glare from strangle both his wife and the boy.

Giving a deep laugh Shikamaru patted her daughter on the head while looking at the boy, "welcome to the family Nara Harry!" at this the boys giggles overcame the clan heads welcome thanks to his new mother who was entertaining herself with tickling his sides.

)))) Ok so tell me what you think! Also remember J.K. Rowling stated that Dumbledore was gay! ((((