This is probably the shortest fanfiction ever written.

"London bridge is falling down~"

A slice.

A groan.

"Falling down~"

Another slice.

A scream.

"Falling down~"

The blade ripped through the skin and muscle of his thigh, touching the bone.

"London bridge is falling down~"

The butcher's knife sawed through the bone, the recipient screaming in agony.

"S-stop! O-Oliver, please- AGH!"

"My fair lady~"

A hack.

A jab.

Silence.