EKKKK HOPE YOU ENJOY VLAD AND HIS EVER LASTING ADVENTURES! Yup I edited dis as well *heart* And soon you shall meet his slutty... awesome twin Mandy made by yours truly Anika my sista soul for eva! Yah I bet u like my ers as a's...and Vlad's band too!

WARNING: GLEE, MAYBE idk yet SEX, Fluffly goodness, HOMO THINGS ; D not to homo though...idk yet XD, anddd DRAGGGG! YAY!

No shit I don't own Diary Of a Wimpy Kid only Vlad his band just not Mandy ;3

NOW READDDDD! READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~

'An other regular day at school' Greg pitied himself as he was wondering through the empty halls.

The lonely boy wondered why were the halls vacant, 'Did I get the cheese touch or an epidemic is starting,' his mind paused when Greg saw one kid (surprise) passed by coughing, 'or begun,' he finished thinking.

A minute later Greg's walking got interrupted by his attention from looking through a door window.

There was a huge crowd of school mates in the gym all huddled together.

The 7th grader was puzzled, so he and his curiosity went through the door and swam passed the crowd of students to see what they were so amazed at.

Almost to the front of the huddle Greg spotted his best friend, Rowley, and called him out.

The call got Rowley's attention and struggled pass the people to get close enough to Greg. "What's all of this?" Questioned Greg trying to get a close picture of what's happening.

"I heard there's a new student," Rowley answered.

"So," Greg said.

"Soooo this is the big appearance for this guy," his best friend explained looking kind of shock from the lack of Greg's knowledge...like Rowley has any, right...let's get back to the fic...

All of a sudden two girls in cheerleader outfits (both hot of course) stood next to each other with the opposite hand from the other girl's, on their hip as music begun.

It was a cheery beat, the song was called 'Say A Little Prayer For You' and of course a lot people knew where this was gonna go.

Expect for Greg.

When the beat started the two ladies admittedly shook their hips.

"What the-...what is this?" Greg asked.

"What!" Rowley shouted over the music, "you don't watch Glee...boyyyyy you need to get with the times, homey" he shook his head.

"Say a little prayer for youuuuuu" The two latinas sang while doing a move that was presenting an other cheerleader.

She swooned over to the front with her right hand on her chest, after the other girls danced their arms to present the leader.

When coming to the center of the crowd the cheerleader sang, "A moment I wake up," moving her arms up, so doing the background dancers with just one arm out.

"Before I put on my makeup," mimicking brushing their cheeks with their hand holding an imaginary mirror as the girls in the back repeated the sung word 'makeup'.

"I say a little prayer for youuuuu"

The cheerleaders were kickass with the dance, just like the cheerios!

As well for the dancing and lip syncing the ladies were hot, but the middle one was the hottest.

Beautiful locks of gold were up into both sides which made pigtails, and her gorgeous structured face with only the forehead covered by bangs, so pretty she doesn't even have make up on. Well her eyebrows were darker, but still looked fierce.

Greg was still in love with Holly either way...but it's not bad to think other girls are sexy...hey he did learn a lot from Rodrick.

The only thing was that the leader of the dance was, kinda, boobieless...flat chested.

Still, the most bombing part was when she lipped the words "While combing my hair now," she was rolling her hips in circular motion and trust the guys, that looked...well in guy talk it would be something like this...oh yeahhhhhhh, or fuck yeahhhh or I'd tap that, and many more! XD...

Then Greg got back to reality when the music boomed the lyrics,

"Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart

and I will love you!"

while flinging one arm up as the other hand is on their hip and kicking their leg up. The cheerleaders continue to do the skit...

"Forever, and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you"

And finished with, "Would only mean heartbreak for meeeee," the two girls switched spots by swirling in front of the leader to go on each of her sides as the music ended.

All posing fiercely with a smirk on their faces especially the head cheerleader.

Everyone hooted and jeered at the new student and for the usage of Glee.

The new girl laughed and high fived other school mates.

"Whow, she's already popular?" Greg said in astonishment.

'Maybe if I play nice with her maybe I'll be popular!' he thought to himself and seeing it as a great plan for shooting up his popularity.

So Greg made his first move by speeding up to her.

"Hi, I'm Greg Heffley!" He sprung his hand out waiting for the girl to shake his hand.

The girl turned to Greg and looked down to him, since the new girl was like 5 inches taller than him.

"Oh, hi little dude," she responded...wait...she?

Was it that Greg hadn't cleaned his ears an over a month or this chick sounded kinda like a guy. The she male shook his hand while Greg stood silent.

"What? Dick in your mouth?" He/She said with a grin as the people in the background laughed. "Well, since you don't want to talk to me, dude, Imma go change, see yah," the new student waved and then waved to the others.

Greg was about to puke, but wait, people still liked him or her.

Did they already know that the new kid was a guy? Or girl.

He has seen those types of men before, like they dress up as girls...there's a TV show about it...'was it Drag Race of something' he tried to remember and then gave up, he just watched an episode with his mom once.

xxxxx

After everyone left the gym not wanting to be late to their next class Greg was still standing in the empty room shocked. Even Rowley had to leave him.

The still boy's body jolted to the sound of footsteps.

If it was the gym teacher he didn't want to get trouble so his first instinct was to hide.

All was near him was a trash can so he jumped in it.

In the dark container it smelled like ass, 'I think I'm sitting on a doughnut,' Greg thought, looking down for no reason since it was pitch black.

He heard the steps coming closer and closer until the top of the can flung off.

Greg shield his eyes from the light, but looked up and saw a familiar face staring down.

"Are you going to finish that?" The familiar voice remarked and noticing the squished doughnut underneath him.

The 7th grader sighed and let the other boy help him out.

"Why were you just in there" the guy asked, "I thought you were the gym teacher," Greg said, being embarrassed.

"Are you that girl...guy, that was just dancing?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Nothing," Greg shook his head.

The new kid did look sort of the same as he was dressed as a girl.

Same emerald hooded lid eyes, exact freckles scattered all over his cheeks and nose, same diamond shaped face, and of course same body...

I don't think it's gay for Greg to think that he was hot dressed as a chick...just my opinion...idk it happened to me before with a girl cuz I thought she was a guy until I saw boobies, OK ENOUGH ABOUT ME GEEZ...

All the same except for his hair, instead of golden colored locks he had auburn colored razor blade cut hair.

Iinstead of long wavy hair back into pig tails his was straight and half way down to his neck. Full bangs to side bangs and untainted glossy lips to snake bites.

The 8th grader took a glimpse of Greg's behind and LOLed.

"Shut up!" he yelled at the older teen.

"I-I'm sorry it just...you shit your pants!" He burst out laughing, almost crying.

Greg rolled out and stormed out, making his way to the double doors when the new kid shouted. "WAIT!" Running up to Greg he needed to introduce himself, "I never got to tell you my name. I'm Vlad Olsen," he said proudly.

"Rad name right," he nudged Greg.

"I-I guess?" he shrugged.

Vlad chuckled, "your cool dude," and when that phrase hit Greg's ears his smile went from ear to ear.

'If a popular person thinks I'm cool then wait until the whole school get a load of me out of him...or her,' he pondered excitedly.

"We should head to class, bro," said Vlad.

"I don't want to get held back again," he added as he was about to walk on.

"W-w-wait, you got held back?" Greg halted Vlad.

"Yeah? I'm suppost to be a freshman, butttttt, I got held back," He explained,

"Why did you get held back?"

"I think because on most of my work I did I just wrote pie,"

"Pie?"

"Pie,"

"Pie?"

"Yeah...Pie,"

"Let's just go, Vlad," Greg sighed for giving up, as they were about to walk out the door for the last time, but Vlad grabbed the back of his friend's collar and stopped him.

"Hold up dude," he pulled his hoodie over his head, revealing his dark side of the moon t-shirt and tied it on Greg's waist so it could hide the chocolate stain on the back side of his pants.

"Thanks," Greg said and looked up to his new friend, "no prob," Vlad replied.

The two knuckle bumped and finally left the gymnasium.

xxxxx

Days passed and everyone was talking about Vlad Olsen...

How he was so cute or hot or any other flattering comment about his looks, or oh how he was so awesome doing that dance, and sometimes wished that he was a real chick.

Even though Greg and Vlad were in different grades they still bonded and eventually Vlad meet Rowley and connected greatly for their love of Glee and other things...but mainly Glee.

Now the three were hanging out after school or if Vlad would skip a class or two just to hang with them during lunch or P.E.

During one of those classes he skipped, Vlad mentioned to Greg and Rowley about his band he just started with his twin sister and his other friends.

"Do you guys have a name yet!" Rowley exclaimed.

"Well, personally, I love the name, but my sis isn't to big on it...maybe because I came up with it, but here we go," he paused with anticipation as the two kids eyes widen.

"The Pussy Police!" were the words that sprung out of the cool kid's mouth.

"Pussy Police?" Greg repeated.

"Yeah isn't that rad!" Vlad said excitedly with a huge grin painted on his face.

"What's...a pussy?" Rowley asked, both child had a puzzled expression.

Vlad face palmed himself, "forgot...you guys are in 7th grade, when I was your age I knew what that was," he said, "but if you don't know I'll say, just don't spread it around or at least don't say I told ya'll." explained the teen of the three, then the younger two nodded.

He ducked his head, leveling himself to his friends and whispered, "vagina...you know the girl's private."

The boys had different reactions.

Greg was completely disgusted by his facial expression and Rowley was about to laugh his ass off.

"Sweet!" the chubby boy yelled and high fived his older friend.

"I bet she's just jealous because she couldn't think of that even though she has one!" Rowley said.

"Good one bro!...Come on Greg you were gonna know sooner or later." He teased as he gave Greg a playful noggy. The kid pulled back to fix his hair.

"Yeah I know, but that's nasty...then again I think i've heard that word a couple of times from Rodrick and his friends."

FLASH BACK!

"Man last night I fucked this girl after our concert and she was so fucking tight!" One of Rodrick's band members said.

Greg was just sitting on his brother's drummer seat, bored, while Rodrick and his band hung out. Rodrick laughed, "She didn't rip your dick off right?"

"Why don't you check?" Greg added in, looking as innocent as possible to these teenage apes.

All eyes were on him in awkward silence...then again started busting up. "Hey, I'll check it for you," Chris joked, grabbing the band member's rim of his skinny jeans as the assaulted teen smacked his hands away.

All laughing, Rodrick punched the singer in the shoulder, "faggot," he insulted, but jokingly.

Greg finally snapped back.

"Rodrick? The fuck is he?" Vlad asked, taking one of Rowley's gummy worms.

"Greg's stupid older brother," Rowley said, munching away on a couple sour worms.

"Yeah," Greg agreed, "he so annoying, he doesn't even let me go in his room."

Pausing from sucking the sour crystals away from the worm, "hey, I have to share a room with my twin sister...SISTER!...Especially sharing a bathroom, y-you know how many tampons, bloody one, in the trash can a month," he paused, "least' I know when to stay away from her...but that's not all, so be thankful," Vlad finished and so his gummy worm.

"I peed on him once," Greg said, his face dumb struck, both Rowley and Vlad faced him like 'wtf'.

Then of course out of no where, "hey, is your sister hot?" Rowley asked. Vlad answered back with one word "extremely".

xxxxx

The end of that following day when everyone was dismissed, Rowley, Greg, and Vlad walked out of the school in a pack, like every other day.

As walking out the school and mostly going anywhere Vlad would get the occasional 'hi' or 'hey Vlad' or something similar, but Holly Hill full frontal walked right in front of the popular teen.

"Am I going home with you today?" Holly asked Vlad, and Greg's heart stopped as his knees started to shake, literally like you can see them wobble.

"How the fuck should I know?" Sassed the oldest out of them all.

Then the unexpected happened, Holly Hill smacked the taller teen's head sideways.

"Pimp slap," Rowley awed the scene mostly, but his friend was worried, his thoughts were all over the place thinking that Holly and Vlad were going out or something.

"You need to get rid of your sailor mouth!" Holly wagged her finger.

"O-okay, jeez, let me call my dad. Just hold on," Vlad stuttered and got his blackberry pearl that had a little charm shaped as a bunny head hanging off of it.

Making the phone call, Rowley broke the ice, "why do you need to go home with Vlad?"

She turned to the other two and smiled, "my dad did mention me going over my uncle's house today, but we just need to make sure." she explained.

"Vlad's your uncle?" Rowley blurted out, then she started laughing.

'So cute' Greg thought and blushed.

"No, no, he's my cousin!" she said still laughing.

Both eyes widened with astonishment.

'Maybe I can go over Vlad's house while she's over!' Greg smiled.

"Actually grandpa is picking us up," Vlad said putting his phone back in his sweater pocket. Holly grabbed her cousin's hand, "then we'll wait for grandpa, silly."

Vlad's cheeks turned a shade of red, embarrassed of his hand being held in public and rolled his eyes.

Greg thought he was so lucky, but then again that was her cousin, they weren't in Kentucky or anything like that.

All of a sudden a big dirty van swerved around the corner of the street and halted in front of the sidewalk with just on wheel parked on it.

The van had a big label on it that read, Loded Dipers and Greg's whole world turned upside down.

All eyes turned to the van when the wannabe rocker stepped out of the van and walked around it to search for his little brother.

Rodrick stomped onto school property with his dock martins making his way to his brother, he did not look happy.

Vlad caught the sight of this so called bad boy and pulled away from Holly's hand retrieving both hands in his jean pockets.

Greg's older brother approached the group, his eye stabbing into his soul like he could feel it...strangely Greg did.

"Get in the fucking van, Greg," Rodrick ordered and Vlad's heart stopped (not literally :/).

Greg felt so humiliated, 'now Vlad wouldn't think I'm as cool anymore...thanks Rodrick,' he thought to himself, but then figured to act tough.

"Why are you here," Rodrick's little brother sassed, "because I love you," he said and wrapped his arm around him tightly, "also for more mom bucks,moron."

Rodrick's head turned to his brother's friends, especially at Vlad, "do I know you?" pointing at the skate and was responded by shaking his head 'no'.

"Huh, I swear I've seen you before...did I have sex with you?" Rodrick suggested.

Everyone else was horrid except for Rodrick and Vlad.

"No, I would recall you fucking me," he blushed.

The oldest teen chuckled, "yeah, I don't sex up dudes. Sorry for the mistake," he said and turned around with Greg still under his grasp leaving to the van.

"Now we're going to my friend's house for a while so tell mom there was a lot traffic, and if you don't you're head is gonna have a little meeting with the toilet."

You could hear Rodrick saying in the distance.

Without paying attention Rowley said his goodbyes to Holly and left, so now just the two cousins and one of them still blushing.

Holly again grabbing Vlad's hand, "come on, I think grandpa is here," she informed and pulled her cousin to their grandfather's car.

Vlad still thinking about Greg's older brother...what Rodrick said.

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