I don't own Resident Evil and Albert Wesker. They belong to Capcom. ^^
A/N: This was written a while back when i was under immense stress from assignments and midterms. No plot or whatsover, written just to de-stress. Please ignore the sh*tty address, my brain wasn't functioning well back then and i don't live in the States. Enjoy and please review if you'd like! :D
77th Resident Evil Street,
Somewhere in the US, 7777
Mr. Albert Wesker
"Head researcher", Tricell Inc,
7th Badass Lane,
Awesomeness, US.
Dear Mr. Wesker,
I know you only have 7 minutes before deeming this letter as a waste of your precious time so I shall make sure that this letter does not exceed your 7 minutes. My name is ViSweet and I'm a HUGE fan of your work. Knowing that my life is but an insignificant existence in this world, I'd like to contribute myself to your research. I understand that the Uroboros has been a success, but I'm sure you have some sort of new strain of virus which you've developed and would like to have subjects to be tested on.
This letter is to let you know that I am willing to be experimented upon by you, but I hope that these conditions will be favourable for you:
1. The experiment is crazy ass dangerous, and the chances of success is less than 10%
2. High I.Q. and sex appeal are not required
3. Becoming a personal foot stool for you is HIGHLY appreciated.
I hope the letter doesn't exceed your 7 minutes and you will consider using me as your test subject. If I am worthy of your time, please feel free to contact me whenever you like(knowing you, I don't need to list down any of my detail). I hope to receive a favourable answer from you. Thank you.
Sincerely,
ViSweet
Suicidal uni student who is madly in love with you.