Who wakes up (not!) when the cock's a-crowin'
He's sometimes lazy
But he's real smart!
And as for crazy?
Let's not even start!
...But since you asked
In mid-winter under the sun
he will bask
Trying to get a tan,
He dreams about a guy named
Stan
Who comes from the Fujiyama
clan
Of him Rowen is very scared
For in all these dreams Stan
has ensnared
A lost and lonely hungry bear
Why this scares him I don't
know
But into dreamland he doth
go
And dreams about this every
night
Lord, it gives him such a fright!
Dare I say,
Be it might,
His pajama pants are just too
tight?
Author's Notes: Yes, this did, in fact, start out as a RW/YST fic-poem, sure. However...after line...what was it? six? Well, after that, it kind of turned into a humorous account of someone who really wasn't based on Rowen. I just kind of made it up after that, but...I'll let you decide what to make of it. Hope you enjoyed reading it; as insane as it is, it's one of my favorites.