A/N: So yeah…. This is the first thing I've uploaded, and I am pretty proud of it, not all that proud though, it could have been better, but that is beside the point. I'm not entirely sure on the rules regarding language, so while I'll try to keep it T rated, but I have a tendency to get a bit saucy and teach a sailor a new word or two. I wanted this song to be Link ranting to the happy mask salesman, and it got kinda close. This song is a LinkXNavi song, which is a crack pairing that I'm not personally a fan of, but that's how it worked out, it is from link's perspective, and he's raving to the happy mask salesman. So, without further wait, her it is
Oh yeah, I don't own The Legend of Zelda, or "how you remind me" by nickelback, they are both property of their respective owners, and I do not wish to seek profit from this, I did it purely for fun
Couldn't make it as the hero
Never wanted to be the prince here
All she wanted was figurehead
Couldn't love me like the one that went missing
And this is how I remind me
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
It's so like you
To not help me
But I'm not waitin' on a different story
This time you're
Mistaken
For givin' me with a task not worth takin'
I've been wronged
I've lost her
The one person that truly loved me
Despite those words you repeat
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's not like I didn't love her
It just wouldn't have worked out
God I must have been so dumb
She left me as soon as it was over
And this is how I remind me
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
It's so like you
To not help me
But I'm not waitin' on a different story
This time you're
Mistaken
For givin' me a task not worth takin'
I've been wronged
I've lost her
The one person that truly loved me
Despite those words you repeat
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
Couldn't make it as the hero
Didn't want to be the prince here
And this is how I remind me
This is how I remind me
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
This is how I remind me
Of why I'm really here
It's so like you
To not help me
But I'm not waitin' on a different story
This time you're
Mistaken
For givin' me a task not worth takin'
I've been wronged
I've lost her
The one person that truly loved me
Despite those words you repeat
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no
"Do you have my mask yet?"
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah
A/N: So there it is, it was better than I thought a song for a crack pairing could be, but we all surprise ourselves sometimes. I'd really like to thank LEva114 for giving me the spark I needed to start doing this, also, go check out her stories, they're fucking amazing. I guess I should also thank houl8 too, if she hadn't made fun of my ability to memorize song lyrics very easily, I probably wouldn't have used the talent as often. In other words love ya Jen.
See you, space cowboy…
Jeremy