Bryan's guide to the InTeRnEt :)
This is just something I came up with while drinking apple juice and watching some random anime on my computer. Then I opened a file with a piccy of Bryan, drooled a little and then it hit me. Bryan could be a great teacher! Keeping everyone in line, beating the crap out of those who's late for classes and stuff. But what would he teach? ... ... History? Naaah, history teacher's are hot though... Anyway, the best thing I could come up with is letting him show some dummies how to use the I-net. Coz some still think that Internet is the common word for swimming suit with a net inside, so it will be extra comfortable to swim. ...yeah... true story... Back to the subject, here u go, Bryan's word is you law :F
Now. I am here to teach you what Internet is all about. ...First thing you do, is buy a computer I repeat a COMPUTER. It's a thingy that everyone should have, so if you don't have it then what the hell are you doing in my class. If you do have a computer, then you have to check if it's on. It is? Good. Now you should be able to see the E icon on your monitor. If you have one that means. Take the little thingy that everyone calls a mouse, don't ask me why coz I don't know, and double-click on the E icon. It's easy to find, it's kinda of a circular E, blue in color. When you double-click on the E icon a window should pop out. If the first thing that you see in there is: Not found, that means that you, you jackass forgot to actually pay for your freaking Internet connection. ...U go pay, I'll just wait here. Back already? Great. Now click on the Start button, in the left corner of your monitor. Click on Control pad or what it's called and look for an icon called network connection. Click there and follow the instructions below. Try with the E icon again. It's working? Finally goddammit, good thing I'm paid to sit here with you and spend my valuable time while I could screw Ra- cough I guess I got carried away a bit there, um, where were we?... Aha, yes, Now you're ready to hit the net! Congratulations!
Ooookay, I'm finished with the first chapter, it's kinda like a prologue, hehe, I'm going to update real soon but I want some reviews plz, so if YOU are a nice person you will give me some :B Oh, and my English sucks, but hey, It's my third language, I'm only a third year student. So don't mind the various mistakes .