A/N: For everyone looking for Miss. Independent ch. 11, I'm sorry. However, I plan to have that story finished before the summer is out.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, it would be even more yaoi-filled..
The Importance of Bandages..
There are a few unwritten rules every good shinobi follows.
Or should I say Most good shinobi follow? Probably.
Of course, you have your biggies. Such as..
Not displaying your emotions. Being on time (that damn early bird..). And most importantly of the most important rules:
Not getting romantically involved with your fellow shinobi.
All of those are good rules for various reasons, I'm sure.
..Well, somewhat sure.
However, one of the less known rules is the importance of wrapping your bandages properly.
For instance, if a ninja's bandages ever came undone in a fight, they couldn't say:
"Stop! I must re-tie my super cool bandages!"
It would be most inconvenient, and unless you're Gai or Lee and you move super-duper fast, life threatening.
So it was out of pure concern for Naruto's beloved Iruka-sensei that Kakashi currently had said Sensei bandaged to the bed under him. For reasons beyond Konoha's famed, genius ninja, Iruka was spitting mad. Literally. He was actually drooling against the bandages currently over his delectable mouth. It was rather cute, Kakashi thought. Of course, the jounin had also thought one of his rabid Ninken doggies were cute. But that was only once, and genius were supposed to be frecking crazy eccentric anyway, right?
Kakashi hunched over his lover, and pushed the bandages cover his mouth down. He jerked his finger back, narrowly avoiding Iruka's teeth.
"Iruka-sensei, I don't know what Kisame told you, but I'm not one for teeth.."
"KAKASHI! You bastard jounin!" Kakashi leaned back on his knees, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"Kakashi, yes. Jounin, yes. Bastard, no. My parents were married."
"ARG. Get these damn bandages off of me! I need to finish grading tests, and I have mission reports to fi-"
"Ah, but I'm just trying to show you the importance of tying bandages, Iruka."
"I told you, the bandages came off once! I didn't stop to re-tie them, I don't nee-"The poor chunnin was cut off once more as Kakashi pushed up the bandages once more.
"Huh? What, Iruka-sensei? I can't hear you!" Perhaps nibbling on Iruka's tan little ear would help, the genius figured.
Iruka groaned in annoyance. But he would be groaning in pleasure before the night was out.
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A/N: I've never written anything Naruto related, and this was just on my mind. Good? Bad?