Mizu: I should never be left alone when I am lacking in sleep, ideas, and the itching to write. This is the outcome. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would be DEAD! Man, I hate that guy with such a bloody passion!
Excuse #1- Spider…
"You're late!" Naruto snapped as the silver haired jounin walked up to them.
"What's the excuse this time?" Sakura sighed, leaning against the fence.
Kakashi sighed, "As I was walking out of my door when I ran into a giant spider web."
"That's it?" Naruto questioned.
"Well, no matter how hard I looked, I couldn't find the spider so went back into my house and took another shower to make sure that it wasn't on me," Kakashi continued.
"You took another shower…" Sakura sighed, "I have to admit, Kakashi-sensei that this has to have been one of your lamest excuses yet."
"But then I couldn't find the spider in the drain so I took to searching through my clothes," Kakashi continued still, "So I emptied out my shuriken pouches and searched through all of my pockets."
"Really?" Sakura said sarcastically.
"After all of that I couldn't even find the spider," Kakashi shrugged, "But as I was walking out the door, I finally found it."
"Yeah right, Kakashi-sensei," Naruto grumbled, "I agree with Sakura-chan. This is one of your lamest excuses yet."
"Oh really?" Kakashi chuckled with his famous eye-smile as he reached into his pouch, "Then how do you explain this little guy?"
His one-time students took one look at what he pulled out and screamed. In Kakashi's hand was a container. And in the container was a huge spider. Before Kakashi could blink, the two were off, sprinting faster than Rock Lee on one of his punishment runs. Smiling beneath his mask, the silver haired jounin freed the poor creature.
"Thanks for your help, little guy," Kakashi chuckled.
Mizu: This is the result of me being bored in the dorm floor lobby and finally catching up to the latest Naruto episodes (even though I already know what's happening cause I'm reading the manga). *shudders* This one was really hard to write about though.
Naruto: How was this hard to write, Mizu-chan?
Mizu: I'm arachnophobic…
Sakura: So?
Mizu:…right before I started writing this, I was reading some articles from national geographic when…a close up pic of tarantula's face appeared. I quickly closed that window but started writing this right after it. So when I was writing this, I kept picturing that picture…*shudders as I curl up into a ball*
Kakashi: Um…Well, it appears that Mizu is a little preoccupied. Remember that she enjoys all reviews and the like.
Naruto: Ja ne~!
Mizu: *whimpers* Ciao for now…