The beginning of the ceremony takes place one week before the actual wedding, The couple must separate for said week while the more dominant of the two makes preparations. In that time neither party is allowed to eat vegetables or fruit only meat.
During this time of preparation, it is the more dominant of the party to seek out a rare breed of fire breathing, wingless lizard.
On the date of the actual ceremony, The lesser must be wearing white with no sign stamped upon it. And the greater as bright orange as obtainable, also with no sign.
Wedding gifts brought by the invited guests must be placed upon the altar and set on fire by the Ceremonial fire starter, and the best man must chain the "Lizard" to said altar while it is lit.
The third act happens when a jade blood (Also caught during the preparation period.) is brought before the lizard to slay it with the sharpened horn of the last Grand High blood.
The fourth is frolicking in the blood of the slain lizard in this part all must have blood splattered on them and frolic like mad, The lizards head is torn off and given to the white wearer to place upon their
head.
The orange wearer must stab their self in the midsection while the maid of honor screams nonsense, donning the Traditional Bear skin and breaks skulls upon the floor.
The flower girl in turn must rub ashes all over their body.
Lastly the ring barer must remove the white-hot iron rings from the furnace filled with a thousand dried squid skins.
They are then placed upon the upper arms of both parties and held there until the skin is charred black or one party passes out.
For the conclusion the orange wearer must pick the white wearer up and place them upon their shoulders while walking backwards out of the place where the marriage was held. The audience now spends two days partying their hearts out while the newly married couple spend two days away from the others to tend their wounds and bond.
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(Which mostly means they have sexy time...Seriously what else does "bond" mean? :D )