Title: Net Worth
Summary: When you know something should be wrong, but it's not.
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: This piece is written for the entertainment of the writer and not profit; Axis Powers Hetalia is the property of Hidekaz Himaruya. Views of the characters may not necessarily reflect the views of the writer.
They are sitting at the dining table in England's flat trying not to taste his scones when America starts to bleed.
"Oh, tian~aru," China says, exasperated. "What now~aru?"
England scowls darkly. "Why does he have to interrupt the meeting for some damned natural disaster?"
"Ja…please enquire about America; something is wrong." Germany is calling his boss on his brand-new Nokia.
"Ow," America says, confused, looking at the blood seeping out of the paper cut on his finger. He sticks it into his mouth, ignoring the sting.
End