"What are you even doing here, Tavros?"

Vriska opened the door to his room, still wearing her "pir8 gar8", even though she told everyone to relax.

She went to check on Tavros, wondering where he'd gone. Not surprisingly, he wanted to go back to bed.

"Oh, hey Vriska..." said Tavros. "Just, uh, relaxing like you told everyone to do." He was seated on his bed, his robotic legs crossed.

"Alone?" she asked. "Why be by yourself?"

He shrugged. "I kinda want to be."

Vriska closed the door behind her. "You're never usually alone, Tavros. Hell, you'd be with Nepeta and Feferi playing dress-up. What made you come here?"

"Not something I'd want to talk about," said Tavros. Vriska smirked.

"Maybe not something you'd want to talk about, but certainly something I can read off your mind."

Tavros frowned. "Wait, that's not exactly a good idea..."

"Oh no?" asked Vriska, still smirking and putting her hands up to her head. "I'm gonna do it!"

"Vriska, no, don't..." said Tavros.

"What's so bad, huh? I'm captain of this ship, so I reserve the right to everyone's thoughts! So spill it!"

Tavros said nothing, nervously looking around. He looked like he was trying to find a way out.

"And you better not lie, or I'll know about it. I'll make you walk the plank!" said Vriska.

"I was just thinking about... uh... stuff..."

"That's not good enough. I want full details."

"Stuff back... when I was alive and not dead?"

"We're all dead," said Vriska. "But I know that's not all you're thinking about, is it?"

"Y-Yes it is?"

Vriska sighed. "Well, looks like we'll do this the hard way."

She placed both her hands on her head, staring at Tavros mischievously. He looked nervous and scared.

"O-Okay I'll tell you!"

"Now you're being smart."

"B-But you have to... promise not to tell anyone..."

Vriska shrugged. "That depends. Now hurry up, I haven't got all day."

"I was just thinking about, uh, you know... I never... really got around to ever pailing anyone. When I was alive."

Vriska stared. "Right... I bet the whole wheelchair thing would have made it quite difficult."

"But then I got robot legs! Which was, I don't know, cool? I thought I could, uh, DO it now, easily."

"Oh my God this is so dumb."

"But then I died and now... I can still pail, right?"

Vriska facepalmed. "Well I don't see why you wouldn't be able to!"

"Right. Yeah. But then this whole, uh, Lord English stuff happened, and then the pirate stuff, and..." He sighed. "I just want to pail before it's too late... as uh, dumb as that sounds..."

Vriska laughed. "Oh my God that is so funny and sad at the same time. Oh man." Tavros frowned and looked down. He was still seated on his bed. He must have been thinking for quite some time before Vriska walked in.

"Well if it's worth anything," said Vriska. "I never got to pail either. This might be big news to you, but none of our friends liked me very much. Plus, I had to feed my spidermom, so it's not like I could pail with any random troll and make it feel meaningful enough."

That seemed to cheer Tavros up a bit. "Does it ever bother you?"

"It used to bother me a lot. But then I realized it doesn't actually matter. It's just a stupid-"

"But it's necessary to, uh, breed and stuff," said Tavros. "It does matter."

"Not anymore," said Vriska. "Don't you have to be alive for it to count?"

"Do you wanna... find out?"

Vriska did a double take. "What did you just say?"

"Uh, nevermind," said Tavros.

Vriska bent over and put her hands on the edge of his bed. "No no, I want to hear what you just said."

"I was just thinking, uh, since we never... pailed with anyone. Maybe you'd... wait, uh..."

"Are you asking me to pail with you? Oh my God. I outta break your legs for even thinking about that!"

"I-I'm sorry," he stammered. "I just..."

Vriska grinned. "But I won't. I think that's the most confident thing you've ever said. I'm impressed."

"Okay..."

Vriska thought something over in her head, before locking the bedroom door.

"What are you doing?" asked Tavros.

"I think you're right. I think we should at least test it out, since both of us have never done it before," said Vriska.

Tavros blushed immensely. "Oh-oh shit. Are we gonna..."

Vriska looked frustrated. "Shut the fuck up. If anyone even suspects a thing between us, I'll assume you told them. And I will make your life, er, dead-life, a living hell. Do you understand me?"

Tavros was about to say that Vriska made his actual life a living hell too, but he nodded quickly instead.

Vriska went back to him and started to strip out of her pirate clothes. "And this doesn't change a thing between us!"

"Okay," said Tavros quickly. He was getting excited.

Vriska took off her clothes and stepped out of her boots, proudly displaying her nakedness to Tavros, who was more than stunned.

He looked over every curve she had, mentally pailing her right then and there, picturing her moans. He blushed harder, covering his face in a soft glow of brown.

"It's kind of adorable how you sit there and stare. I take it I'm beautiful to you. Not that I ever doubted that," she said with crossed arms. "Now get naked already."

"R-Right," said Tavros. He sat up and stripped out of his own pirate clothes, dropping them to the floor. He didn't actually know what he was doing, and he felt quite nervous.

Vriska stared at him, surveying his body as if mentally preparing herself. However she smiled once Tavros removed his boxers, and stayed as naked as Vriska.

Tavros sat back down on the bed and stared, trying not to nervously glance away.

"Right, so, uh..." he said. "How are we going to start this...?"

"Well I'm no doubt gonna have to guide you through everything," said Vriska, rolling her eyes. "Just... sit there and lemme know if I'm doing okay."

She stood in front of Tavros and grasped his bulge, making him draw his breath suddenly. Vriska had never handled a bulge before, so she mentally hoped that she knew what she was doing. She began to stroke his bulge softly, staring at Tavros with a smile. It put him on edge just a bit, but he soon relaxed and sighed.

"Hmm... aah... that's good.."

Vriska felt Tavros's bulge slide up and down her hand, curling slightly. She wasn't familiar with sizes, but she figured Tavros was actually quite well-endowed.

She began to stroke him a bit faster, concentrating on doing this well. Judging from Tavros's soft moaning, she wasn't making any mistakes.

"Does it still feel good...?" she inquired. Tavros nodded quickly.

"Don't stop rubbing..." he said, clutching the bedsheets. Vriska grinned at his reaction, but more so at her skill. I'm a natural at this.

She decided to feel Tavros's chest while she rubbed him, trailing the fingers of her other hand up his body. He definitely had upper-body muscle, and Vriska was ashamed to say it impressed her. All that time moving around in a wheelchair had built up his biceps, and Tavros had no doubt continued exercising them even with robotic legs.

Vriska got on her knees and sucked the tip of his bulge, sliding her tongue around it. It proved to be a good choice, as Tavros was now panting softly.

"Oh-Oh shit," he moaned. "That feels so good..."

Having Tavros's bulge in her mouth was an odd feeling for Vriska. She felt it wriggle around and push itself deeper into her mouth, but she wasn't complaining. It actually had a unique taste to it, and it wasn't bad at all.

"Oh god," moaned Tavros, placing his hand on Vriska's head. This caught her off guard, and she looked up at him while she sucked, arching an eyebrow at him. He released her head, blushing slightly.

"S-Sorry," he said. Vriska rolled her eyes and took his hand, placing it back on her head. She lowered her mouth and took more of his bulge, bobbing her head up and down rhythmically, being turned on by his moaning.

Vriska grasped the base of his bulge and stroked what she didn't take in, sending powerful waves of pleasure through Tavros, who clutched her head. Vriska's wet noises were only turning him on even more, making him gasp softly.

Suddenly Tavros shoved Vriska's head down, making her take all of his bulge. Her eyes widened as she felt her mouth begin to fill with his genetic material, and she tried to swallow it all down as fast as she could. Tavros moaned and shook slightly as he reached orgasm, pumping his cum deep into Vriska's mouth.

Once his climax had subsided, Tavros panted and rubbed Vriska's head.

"Oh god that, shit, oh god..."

Vriska removed her head from his bulge and growled, looking up at him.

"For fuck's sake, Tavros!" she said, wiping her mouth. "You could have fucking warned me you know!"

"S-Sorry," he said. "It just felt so good, uh, I wasn't able to say it in time..."

She rolled her eyes. "Dumbass..."

She stood up and straddled him quickly. "Let's see if you warn me beforehand this time..."

Tavros groaned with pleasure as Vriska slid his bulge deep into her waiting nook. She took his hands and placed them on her sides, telling him it was more than okay to hold her. Tavros groaned once again, and felt his bulge slide deep into Vriska's nook.

"F-Fuck," moaned Vriska. "Okay that f-feels good... oh shit."

She felt herself clenching him, working his bulge even deeper into her body, sliding and curling as it wormed it's way deep into her nook.

"Fuck," she said, bouncing softly on his bulge. "F-Fuck me already, Tavros... I'm not gonna do ALL the work, am I?"

She smirked as she watched him, glad he was unable to suppress his moans. Vriska was having a tough time suppressing them as well, and the occasional whimper escaped her lips.

Tavros slid his hands down to Vriska's rump, feeling her body and squeezing her ass, starting to pound her harder. He was in disbelief that this was even happening.

He thrusted faster, drawing moans from Vriska, who was now clutching his shoulders as she rode him.

"F-Faster," she moaned. "C-C'mon, Tavros, hurry the fuck up."

At that, he began to pound her even faster, drawing pleasurable moans from the both of them. Vriska pressed her mouth to Tavros's neck and bit him, making him gasp with pleasure. She bounced on his bulge harder, wanting to take more of him into her nook. She gasped as she felt her orgasm approaching, moaning louder now.

"Oh god, T-Tavros~" she moaned. "I'm gonna cum~!"

She squealed with pleasure and slammed herself down hard, reaching orgasm and coating Tavros's bulge and lap with her genetic material. She shook just as he did before, gripping his shoulders and panting. Tavros felt her nook clench his bulge as she was in orgasm, and he grunted as he reached climax shortly after her, panting and moaning as he filled her nook with his warm genetic material.

They sat there panting, holding each other. Vriska sighed with pleasure.

"Well shit," she said between pants. "Pretty sure we're supposed to last a lot longer than that..."

"It's cause this is our first, uh, time..." said Tavros.

"Oh," said Vriska, starting to breathe normally again. "Okay, that makes sense. I guess we're gonna have to keep doing this until we can last hoooooooours~"

She grinned evilly and resumed her bouncing, her moans turning breathy.

"Wait, w-what?" inquired Tavros. "Oh sh-shit, shouldn't we take a b-break?"

Vriska shook her head with a scowl. "No, I want this to last longer, god dammit. Oh shit."

"Uh, okay..." moaned Tavros, continuing to fuck Vriska reluctantly.