Hello everyone. First off, I am not Cry. This idea randomly popped into my head while currently watching the Late Night Stream so I was like hey, why the fuck not? There is a 75% chance that this will continue into a Pewdiecry fanfic, and the other 25% is betting that I will give up on this idea in a few days. So, we'll see where it goes.

I guess this is going to be from Cry's POV. As realistic as possible (the way you guys like it). I plan to keep up with his posts on Tumblr & Youtube and try to filter them into the story. So this is present day. Pretty much just pretend I am Cry.

Edit: Looking back, the first few chapters are pretty random. But it progressively gets better. Give it a chance!

Hi.

Welcome to Cry rambles about ramble-y nonsense.

I've had a lot of personal crap thrown in my face recently, and I've been itching to find somewhere to vent. Suddenly, this site appeared! I was browsing the Pewdiecry tag on Tumblr and followed a link to a story on this site. After reading some rather explicit Pewdiecry material, I clicked away from the horror before my eyes and found myself signing up for an account. I suppose I will use this as a blog/diary type thing (it's not a diary though because I am a manly man). I know, I know, Fanfiction is for fanfictions, and Tumblr is for blogging. But so many people follow my blog that I can't get too personal. I figured why not come here to secretly post my secrets.. n' stuff. If this ends up getting read by some of my fans, so be it. Some of you might as well get to know me a little better. ;)

Alright, I just need to say this right now before we get any more intimate. I fully support the Pewdiecry shipping. I think it's funny, also I really appreciate how so many people enjoy writing about me. I mean, really... a fanfiction about me? That's pretty fucking cool. And I don't really mind the extra saucy ones that involve some graphic events (seriously.. you guys get the details down really well.. they're all quite descriptive.) I think my favorite erotic story is "Dat Voice", it was pretty fucking funny. But I don't support me licking my own cum. I mean.. come on... that's gross. And I've witnessed some nasty shit.

Some of the stories are actually really interesting though! The more uh... smutty?... ones. I think that's the term I'm looking for. Anyways, they're all very cute and most have a good storyline. Although I'm not really sure how the entire idea started, seeing as Pewds has a nice lady friend, and I choose to remain anonymous about that aspect of my life. To each his own I suppose. But me and Pewds... that would never happen in real life. I mean, the first time I learned about the Pewdiecry ship, I definitely considered how it originated and if some people we're seeing things that I wasn't. But I went through the old co-ops and didn't pick up on anything said by Pewdie or I that could be implied as feelings stronger than friendship. We're just a pair of awesome bros!

Ah.. I kind of went off topic. Okay.. the venting. Right. So, yeah, most of you know that I've been having some personal issues recently. My life has gotten pretty crappy. My family has been going through some ridiculously awful stuff. I won't go into detail now... talking about it gets me upset, and I have to record soon. So, I'll save that sad story for another day.

Something I would like to talk about though; my fucking fans! To all my supporters, you guys are awesome. You're all fantastic. You're all superb. You're... well... most of the time you guys are great. But there is one thing I cannot stress enough... I've recently hit 300,000 subscribers (which is so amazing, by the way), but think about it. Three hundred thousand people watch my videos. Three. Hundred. Thousand. That's like... the entire population of the Bahamas. How do you guys expect me to respond to the posts, asks, friend requests, comments, and messages I receive from 300,000+ people? That's fucking impossible! I honestly wish I could. I wish I could thank every one of you that has supported me over time. I am so grateful that I can have a job that I love to do. But I cannot keep up with all of you. Please do not be offended or upset that this happens. It sucks, but there is nothing I can do about it. Don't think that I don't take account for the thousands of messages I get daily. It makes me very happy that my fans want to talk with me, but it makes me very sad that I don't have the time.

Anyways.. this is it for now. It's been nice, friends... I think I feel a little better. I look forward to writing more of these...

Take it easy.