The familiar tune of the Total Drama starts to play, the camera zooming in on a beach like setting, zipping through the shoreline where it revealed a bundle of cameras taped onto a pole waving the Canadian flag.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine

The camera stops at AJ and Freddie wrestling, Freddie baring her teeth as she captures the black-haired teen in a headlock, who flipped her over his shoulder before the camera began to move on.

You guys are on my mind

The camera moves around the campground, staying on the outskirts of it and into the thick forest that surrounded the camp. There's a small circle of animals with Jazzymine cuddling up against a bunny (it runs in the blood) and with Violetta playing the flute, two birds settled on her shoulders while she played along to the song.

You asked me what I wanted to be

The camera travels through the forest for a little while, revealing two teens sitting on the edge of the docks, sketchbooks in hand. Desdemona beams as she showcases an inked drawing of a skull with bleeding eyes (colored brightly with a red glitter pen), having Matthew shudder before looking back down at his drawing, a sketch of the pastel goth on the page shown.

And now I think the answer is plain to see

Looking out into the ocean, Marina pops out of the waves, a piranha flopping on the top of her head, though when Winston, who was sweaming, a mixture of screaming and swimming backward.

I wanna be famous~

Turning its focus back to the camp, the camera zooms through the thick wall of tall grass, a few snakes slithering towards the camp, but they aren't fast enough for the camera, which transitions onto the dining area, Chef Hatchet dropping silver platter onto the table in front of Jesse, who smirks before Chef reveals his main course for today... green slop. Talia and Deja'Nae crack up at the sight but are easily startled by Stella popping out behind them, mask in hand.

I wanna live close to the sun

The camera leaves the dining area, showing a blushing Ariel tucking back a stray strand of hair as Jason mindlessly flirts with her, causing Rosalie, who is examining a spider hanging from a leaf, to gag.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won

Primrose pokes and prods at her older brother, Damien, who is trying to read The Bell Jar under the shade of a tree, but waves off his little sister. Up in the tree sits Paul, who is holding binoculars to his eyes, after all, one can never be too safe, and he was triple checking, just in case.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

Kaitlyn is trying on the roller skates that Anthony made for her, but doesn't get the chance before Antonio pushes him out of the way, a fake grin on his face as he sits beside her. Then, out of nowhere, Jordan flips out of nowhere and poses for the camera, leaving Kaitlyn with a bitter look on her face.

I'll get there one day

Once again, the camera journies around camp, not stopping until Axel is skateboarding on dirt, not classy, but it works just fine... until he crashes into the confessional and his nose begins to bleed.

'Cause I wanna be famous~

Tyrone is shaking with anger as he's knocked out of the confessional, glaring at the bright summer sun before he gets back up and dusts himself off.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

A montage of the contestants zooms across the screen, not stopping until the awkward face of Winston fades away.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

It's suddenly night and the campers are sprinting to get to the campfire in the middle of the camp.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

All the campers are smiling, except for a scowling Damien, though Primrose puts her fingers on his cheeks, pulling his lips up into a smile, but what she doesn't know is that he's already smiling.

Everyone starts to whistle, the glow of the warm fire illuminating their features. Jazzymine leans over towards Violetta, a grin showing off her teeth... Until Jesse pops in between them and pushes them apart. Chris shakes his head but a smile was still apparent on his face. If this wasn't happiness, he wasn't sure what is.


I know that I promised a chapter, but I wrote a full 4,000 word one and hated it. I didn't want to upload something I wasn't proud of, so I wrote this instead. I'm so so sorry for the delay but I promise that it'll be up soon... once I rewrite it. Hopefully it'll come out within a few weeks, but I can't promise anything.

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