A/N: I was bored, found this on the internet, and filled it out! It's all crack. I don't own Hetalia.
1) Lithuania
2) Sealand
3) America
4) Russia
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Hungary
8) Prussia
9) Italy
10) Canada
11) Spain
12) England
1) What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Oh wow…that's kinda hard. Um, probably a pretty good one. I'll have to write a fanfic about that one! X3
2) If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Germany. Period.
3) 2 and 10: crack or canon?
Sealand and Canada?*dies laughing* Crack all the way!
4) Is 4 het or slash better?
Uh…what's het?
5) Have you ever read a fanfiction about 5 and 11?
No, but I'm going to go find some!
6) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why is Germany afraid of Hungary? Because Hungary was after Italy and Prussia? Of course she is! It's fantastical yoai! And, come one, Germany's not afraid. He's pissed that seiner Bruder is after his Lieblings (lover).
7) If 8 was to cosplay, who would they be?
Most likely as himself. No need for further explanation, right guys?
8) How many beers would 1 have to chug, to have a go at 12?
Probably not that much. England might have to have a few…or more.
9) Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or better with 2?
I think America and Germany would be awesome! America with Sealand?*shivers*
10) 6 and 7 go on a fishing trip. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Possibly…It would be interesting. Maybe if Germany brought beer.
11) Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Jeesh…Sealand and Canada. The Princess and the Frog. Sealand's the frog.
12) If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist?
SPPPAAAAAIIINNNN!
13) Pick a song for a 7/12 fic.
She's a Rebel-Greenday
14) Is there any evidence for 4/2?
No. No no no no no. Ever.
15) How hot would 7/3 be?
Hehehe.
16) If 7 walked in on 2 and 8, what would their reaction be?
If Hungary walked in on Sealand and Prussia? Here goes:
Hungary headed toward the door that was Prussia's room. He was staying at Austria's house (again) after being kicked out of his house by Germany (again) for doing unmentionable things. Again. Strangely, the door was closed. Usually Prussia kept his door open. He said it was better to shout out obscenities at Austria that way.
She stopped at the door and here eyes widened. Was that moaning she heard? What was Prussia doing in there? Is he still doing that stuff Germany kicked him out for? That idiot.
Hungary kicked open the door. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" she shouted. "If Austria finds out you're doing these kinds of things at his-" Wait…there was a lump in the bed. And it was…moving?
"P-Prussia", a small voice panted.
Hungary reeled. Was that Sealand's voice?
"Heh, the little kid can't take the awesome of my five meters?"
She needed no more hint. She dashed out of the room, desperately racking her mind for the memories of where her camera was.
OOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH XXXDDDDDD
17) What's 1's secret kink?
I…don't know. I'll get back to that one…maybe.
18) How about 6?
Grarh! Um…his feet? I don't know, maybe he gets a thrill out of being tickled. XDDD
19) Or perhaps 10?
His little curly hair! X3
20) What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Hamburgers, Maids, and Pianos, Oh My!
21) How about 2/4/6?
Why Sealand Doesn't Ever Want To Grow up XD
22) Or even 7/8/9?
I thought 7 8 9? Haha! When Germany's Not There.
23) 1 has a relationship with 6, but 1 secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and dumps 1 to go after 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, and is cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, cheats on 7, who, in turn, cheats on 4. 1 goes after 2, who just broke up with 5, and is now after 9. 1 gives up on 2 and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Okay. Lithuania is with Germany, but Lithuania secretly wants Sealand. Germany knows this and dumps Lithuania to after America, who's with Spain. Spain is with Canada, however, and is cheating on Canada with Prussia. Prussia finds out, cheats on Hungary, who, in turn, cheats on Russia. Lithuania goes after Sealand, who just broke up with Austria, and is after Italy. Lithuania gives up on Sealand and ends up with England, while Germany finally ends up with America.
This….kinda makes sense, except with a little boy thrown in XD.
24) Title a 6/7 western fic.
Thirsty. Hehehehe.
25) If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
I'd be extremely happy. Lithuania can finally be a man!
26) If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
…..Really? Sealand and Italy? As awkward as it is, most likely Sealand.
27) What if it was 3 and 9?
America. Ita-chan will never top (or so I believe)
28) 4 and 9?
Italy will NEVER top! And Russia tops all. Kolkolkol.
29) Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
People like Belarus.
30) Or 2 het?
I still don't know what het is!
31) Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Okay! It's gonna be really short XD :
"Italy! Stop eating all of my food!) Austria fumed as he rounded the corner into the kitchen where, said Italian, was stirring a boiling pot of noodles.
"Ve~! But Germany wasn't home and he doesn't like it when I make stuff when he's not around! He says I'd make a mess and just end up hurting myself…"
"While that's probably true", Austria told him as he tried to clean up the flour from his counter, "that doesn't mean you can just walk down the street to my house to make you lunch."
"But your food tastes so much better than anyone else's!"
Austria had the decency to blush at the compliment. He returned the cooking materials to their rightful places and washed several spoons covered in batter before turning to Italy, hands on his hips. "This is the last time Italy. Only because you've made the entire meal and the mess has been cleaned up. But don't come to my house anymore! I get enough of that from Prussia…"
"Ve~ Thank you Austria! You're going to love this! I made all kinds of pasta today! And Italian bread with three kinds of cheeses!"
32) Write a summary for a 2/9/7 fanfic.
SealandxItalyxHungary? Okay… Sealand is visiting England's house, and accidentally gets into England's alcohol cabinet. Italy is bored when Germany is out and stumbles upon the drunken country. Unfortunately, the closest house for Italy to get him to is Hungary's.
33) Quick! 3 and 7 are cosplaying! What as?
America as Captain America. Hungary as Winry?
34) Have you ever seen a fanart of 11 and 12?
Spain and England? Yeahzums. Sexy pirates~
Who would be the most outraged because of the above question?
England.
A/N: I might actually write fanfictions based on these questions...would anyone read them? Huh...well, be on the look-out! I'll propbably post them here too.