Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Dipper was astounded by this journal, it had so much knowledge and secrets about the supernatural underbelly! Why he...wait, what was this? There was something else with the journal...an earring?
Dipper looked at the journal...
Behold the power of the Miraculous! A great power bestowed upon a chosen champion to keep the earth safe; I'm talking costumes, masks and superpowers here! Like something from San Lee's Atlas comics! I 'acquired' this miraculous from a burnt down shrine deep in the Tibetan mountains, as well as hints of locations of other Miraculous.
Additional note: all my research indicated that each miraculous was protected by a 'Kwami' spirit, yet no such spirit appeared as I tinkered with the miraculous. I can only speculate that the 'Kwami' were merely a rumor created by the order to frighten the greedy and superstitious away from stealing it. The magical properties of the miraculous are 100% real though
Although interesting, I'll have to put any further search on hold as I focus on my current project-
To Dipper's annoyance, the next page was ripped , a quick look showed that any other mentions of the miraculous also seemed to have been torn out as well(seems like the page he just read was overlooked by accident).
But no matter, nothing could dampen his spirits here! HE WAS GOING TO BE A SUPERHERO! He excitedly puts on the earring and it immediately glows!
ZAP!
Dipper laughed as he jumped up and down in the clearing excited, "YES! I'M STRONG! I'M POWERFUL! I'M A HERO! I'M...I'M A LADYBUG!?"
Sure enough, Dipper was basically dressed in a skin tight suite that resembled a ladybug?!
Dipper turned even redder then the suite, "Oh, man...come on! Of all the animals...LADYBUGS!? Seriously, even a cat would've been better! At least they have a cool 'spooky' theme going for them! This is just girly!" He ranted embarrassed
Dipper sighed, "We'll, that's a disappointment...oh, well. At least no one saw me in this get-up." He then proceeds to try to take the suite off-
rip...
Dipper's eye's widen in horror, a piece of the fabric came away in his hand...worse, judging by the now exposed upper part of his rear...he was naked beneath the costume.
Dipper gulped, "Okay...so I sneak back tot he shack, strip and never speak of this agai-
"DIPPER!?" Mable's shout behind him caused him to stumble and panicky fall into a nearby sticker bush-
RIP!
Mable turned green at the sight of Dipper's now exposed hiney and cocktail wiener sticking up in the air as Dipper fruitlessly tried to pull himself out in a comical fashion.
Mable vomits, "I SOOO didn't need to see that!" she cried out between vomiting. "WILL YOU JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Screamed an annoyed and humiliated Dipper...
None noticed a red-haired girl observing from above...wearing a skin-tight black cat suite...
"Hmmmm...maybe this summer won't be so boring after all..." She mused...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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