When the World Ends
A/n: I got this idea from another one of my stories… laugh all you want, cause it's meant to be funny.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Law & Order: SVU, nor do I own the characters I mention that are on the show. If I did, there would be lots of flying monkeys, Cassidy would still be on the SVU, and there would be more
FEMALE detectives on the show.John Munch hit the coffee maker, hard. "Dammit," he muttered, thoroughly annoyed. It was too early to function without his coffee (being that it was three in the morning).
"Stop hitting the damn machine, John, it won't fix things," Olivia Benson said. She was leaning over a case file, head resting on the palm of her left hand as she wrote. She had one hell of a hangover, and the lack of coffee in the precinct wasn't helping any. Why she had a hangover at three in the morning was a mystery to everyone.
"Isn't there ANY coffee in this city?" Fin asked, striding into the bullpen. "Every coffee shop in a four block radius has a broken coffee maker!"
"Umm… Hello, Miss Author Lady, can we get some coffee down here?" Elliot asked. The rest look at him like he's insane. "What? Don't look at me like that. This is just an elaborate ploy to try and convince us to do what the author wants."
"Which is what exactly?" John asks.
"I dunno. Ask her."
"How do you know it's a her?" Fin asks him.
"Do you know any guy who would make me wear a pink shirt?" Elliot asked, pointing to the shirt he just happened to be wearing.
"Yeah, I do," Olivia said, smiling and trying not to laugh at the thought.
"That is sick! I'm MARRIED!" Elliot replied, causing Olivia to burst out laughing.
"Married don't mean nothing man," Fin replied. Elliot looked around quickly, before his eyes settled on Olivia. He went over and kissed her.
"That enough proof for you?" he asked.
"Works for me."
Suddenly, the coffee maker began to work.
"THAT's what she wanted?" John asked.
"It worked, didn't it?" Fin replied.
A/n: I had to do it. I had to. It was just too good to pass up.