My name is Harry,
I live in a jar.
On Mondays my mommy puts ants in my pants.
One afternoon in a hot summer day,
A girl came in beside me,
Her boobs were made of clay.
I sat day and night with this sexy girl,
Staring deeply into her double D play-do ,
Hoping my wand would stay in it's place.
But then came the day when it started to rain.
My jar was still open on this dreadful day,
And my girl's boobies began to melt.
Oh how sad to loose such a thing!
And from then on, my girl changed her name.
They would now her as Lord,
Lord Voldemort that is.
And from then on,
We had threesomes with Gandalf-the-Grey.