Hi, this is….
GIFTED SHADOWS!
And I am here to give you all a new challenge. The Rules of Puck Challenge! Now, basically all you have to do is choose 10 rules and then write 1 one-shot per rule. Whoever finishes first gets a free trip to Hawaii! (Not really…) The bolded rules are the ones I plan on doing, if you want to see…
Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.
Rule #3: Punch (or run from) anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers. Or Rebecca black
Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, and then tell them it wasn't funny at all.
Rule #5: Raise kids to love Video Games Cartoons.
Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first. (Zombies, murderers and even Rebecca Black could be back there.)
Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.
Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen!
Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight.
Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it.
Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!"
Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!" rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneath, and run out of the room.
Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is Justin.
Rule #17: Assume every assassin knows karate.
Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.
Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times.
Rule #21: Use Golem impression everywhere (My precious...)
Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.
Rule #24: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.
Rule #25: When in doubt, C4.
Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.
Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.
Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.
Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight.
Rule #35: Quote movies and/or TV shows daily.
Rule #36: Never give up, unless it includes books. Or writing.
Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.
Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.
Rule #42: The answer to all questions is 42.
Rule #43: Don't kick babies.
Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a light saber.
Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a faraway land with him, avoid at all costs!
Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.
Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.
Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.
Rule #50: Eat a bagel.
Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.
Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.
Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.
Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.
Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.
Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with other people, aim to kill.
Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.
Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.
Rule #60: Never listen to heavy metal around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.
Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!"
Rule #62: Never watch Jersey Shore.
Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.
Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.
Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.
Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments, because there's always another person who can do them better.
Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Rebecca black.)
Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.
Rule #79: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
Rule #80: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCHES!
Rule #85: That's what she said.
Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true.
Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive.
Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy.
Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream.
Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys.
Rule #95:We ride at dawn!
Rule #96: Put out or get out.
Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded and only one empty.
Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter.
Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'.
Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready.