A/N: My 20th story! Wow, it seems like it was just yesterday when I uploaded my first story into this website, and now… well, enough with the chatter and more into the story! I thought of this while listening "The Rock City Boy" and I thought it would be amusing to have a story in which Yoshi and Happy met (curious fact: Yoshi actually means "happy" xD), so here is the development of that thought and my first humor based story. Enjoy!

Meeting

Fairy Tail, huh?

How on Earth did he end in a place like that?

Yoshi was trying to find his way on independence and so he left the Yoshi island, in search for new routes and adventures, but… he never thought he would deviate so much that he would eventually get into a whole new country or even continent, he wasn't even sure anymore, the only thing he remembered was being pulled into a great storm and then he finished around a place with strange humans… Magnolia. Of course, he had seen humans before, but it wasn't something he was used to, after all he lived his whole life among Yoshis, this was something new, something exciting, a journey of self discovery.

It's a good thing I was taught how to read before leaving. When Yoshi told his elders about this need of traveling around the world, they decided that he was to be instructed with all what he could need, from tongue skills to survive to reading so he wouldn't get too lost, which is why he could tell the name of the guild before him. However, he did not know what was waiting for him before that door.

Here goes nothing.

Once he opened the door all hell broke loose.

It was a wide space of wooden floor and walls, in which there were more people than he could count; there was a woman drinking from a barrel, a man spitting fire, just like if he just had ate a fire flower, who was taunting everybody to a fight, a tiny man sitting in the bar table with his eyes closed, a naked man, among many other rare kind of humans, plus what it seemed to be three cats hanging around. But that wasn't all; the whole place seemed to tremble as people punched each other and talked dirty. Yoshi seemed to be shocked as soon as he saw all this. What are these beasts? And if everyone just heard what he thought, there was a moment of silence. Everybody seemed to stare at him with terror and Yoshi was succumbed in panic as he walked forward. What was he supposed to say?

"Yo… Yoshi, Yoshi!"

That would actually mean "H… Hi, everybody!" But no one seemed to understand or care about that and only then he realized that there was a woman behind him, a frightening woman wearing a heavy armor.

"E… Erza is back…"

Those words came from the red haired man, who was spitting fire as a flamethrower, and he seemed to be hiding his face behind his muffler and suddenly he ran away as the whole place became quiet. Nobody said anything; all of them seemed concerned about her entrance. The woman touched Yoshi's right arm gently.

"Excuse me, I need to pass."

Yoshi obeyed at the double and he got off her way as she walked forwards.

"Where is Natsu?" she asked pissed.

"E… Erza… there's no need to…"

"I'll be the judge of that Lucy."

Although the voice was calm, the face expression that woman had left Lucy out of any effort to ease her anger. Yoshi was starting to sweat drop by staring this, what could have that Natsu man possible do to make that woman that mad?

"We have a guest waiting at the door!" Erza yelled "Assist him while I hunt Natsu down!"

Natsu came out from his hideout just to run away from Erza, but she caught him in matter of seconds and she punched him so hard that he was just not pounded into the wooden floor, but the wooden floor was broken and Natsu seemed to get buried in as he yelled "I'M SOOOOOORRY!" to that incredibly strong woman.

Yoshi could barely believe it.

"Don't you ever…!"

Yoshi wanted to know what the hell all that was about, and so he listened very carefully.

"DON'T YOU EVER STEAL MY BUNNY SUIT ARMOR, YOU MORON!"

Yoshi seemed to be about to faint. He stole her suit and she gets that mad? This… this place is… He could barely think of an adjective, his eyes were wide opened and he didn't even notice his tongue was falling from his mouth to the floor. That was a woman you should never make angry. Mental note, avoid messing with such strong people.

Just as Erza took Natsu outside, everyone's attention was really centered in Yoshi.

"What is that?" A man's voice asked.

"Juvia thinks it's cute." A woman with blue hair said.

"Can he be considered a costumer?" The naked man asked.

"Yoshi, Yoshi!" Yoshi mumbled, trying to explain himself.

"Eh? I don't understand a thing, he only says 'Yoshi'!" A blond woman complained the same one who tried to defend Natsu and was called 'Lucy' by Erza.

"I think he said 'I'm a bit lost here'."

Yoshi was surprised, and everybody in the guild was shocked and so their eyes were set on a little creature. A blue tiny cat.

"Happy can understand him?" Lucy asked.

"Not only Happy." A white cat interjected "I can understand him too."

"And so I can." A third, black cat added "It seems only us can understand his language."

"But, can you really call that a language? He only says Yoshi!" Lucy complained again.

"That's because Lucy is not smart enough!" Happy concluded.

"That's cruel, you puny cat!" Lucy replied almost immediately.

These people… and those cats are… crazy…

Yoshi stepped forward while Lucy and Happy kept arguing, and he soon was in the center of the room with hundreds of eyes set only in him. He felt nervous.

"Yo…Yoshi, Yoshi, Yooshi, Yoshiii, Yoooshiii, Yoshi!"

"What did he say now?" A girl asked.

"He just said 'My name is Yoshi and I'm pleased to meet you all.'" The white cat translated.

"Yoshi, yoshiiii, Yoshi, YOSHI!"

"He said 'I'm on my quest for INDEPENDENCE, but I got lost. I need help'."

Yoshi eased his eyes and he showed a cute expression that captivated almost everyone in the room.

"SOOO CUTE!" Shout a great amount of people.

Almost immediately he was surrounded by all of them and Yoshi felt even more nervous as he tried to clean his sweat with his short arms, but no matter how much he cleaned it more came out as he was the center of attention, something Yoshi was not really used to.

"Yoshi, Yoshi."

"He said 'You are smothering me a little bit'." Translated the black cat.

The cats were really curious to Yoshi; the blue one seemed like a really jerk and a pain in the ass, the white one was really cold, and the black one seemed really strong. They all understood the way Yoshis spoke, but how? He never saw those kind of cats around the island… maybe there were some ancients times in which the species met, but as he couldn't tell he just gave it no importance.

"Yoshi, yoooshi, Yooooshiiii, Yoshiiii!"

"He sounded excited!" Lucy said.

"Don't try to translate him Lucy, you won't make it!" Happy interjected.

"Why are you always so mean to me?" Lucy said while sighing.

"He said 'I want to prove I'm able to do things by myself, however I got lost and now I need some directions. I'm looking for some kind of quest that will prove my manhood." The white cat translated

"Impossible, he just said a few words!" Lucy complained.

"Lucy really doesn't understand his language!" Happy teased.

"You…!"

"Ha!"

A single and deep laugh interrupted Lucy's next complain and then a man jumped from the second floor towards the center of the room, becoming a wall between Yoshi and the rest of the people.

"If you are looking for a battle, you better face me!"

"YOOOOSHI!" Yoshi screamed.

The man was really terrifying, he had long spiky black hair, he wore black, he had a muscular body and the face seemed both evil and… a bit square. Just by thinking about it, Yoshi started laughing.

"Yoshi, Yoooshiiii!" Yoshi mumbled as he almost started crying from the laugh.

"Hey! I'm serious!" the man seemed offended and pumped "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME LIZARD? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE LAUGHING ABOUT! IT'S ON!"

"He is a man!" A gray haired man said out loud.

"That's not what he said." The black car interjected while sighing "He first said 'That's not what I cam here for.' And then he said 'Your face is sooo funny!'"

"WHAT?"

"Calm down, Gajeel." The black cat said "The poor thing doesn't want to get into fight."

"He mocked my face! That's a fight taunt! There's no taking backs!"

"What should we do? He's such a cute thing."

Those words were quite gentle and they came from a beautiful grey haired woman.

Then, coming down from the table where he was sitting, the tiny man stepped forward Yoshi and he stared at him.

"Is this a formal request?"

"Yoshi…"

"He said…"

"I understand."

Everybody looked at the tiny man shocked.

"He… he can understand it…" a group of people mumbled.

"That's what to be expected from master…" other's said.

"HE SAID HE WANTS TO JOIN THE GUILD!"

"YOOOOOSHI!"

"Actually he didn't mean that." The black cat interrupted "He said 'I want help'."

"Ha! Just as expected!" The master said "Well, then you should now that in this guild we are hired and so there's gotta be payment, what is your payment."

"Yoshiii."

Happy's ear reacted almost immediately to Yoshi's words and he jumped his way towards Yoshi with a serious look on his face.

"I'LL TAKE THIS REQUEST!"

Everybody stared at Happy moved, thinking that he wanted to help Yoshi in his attempt to achieve, personal growth, and then…

"How much fish do you have?"

Everybody fell to the floor, while Yoshi replied and Happy seemed to be even more pumped.

"Leave this to me!" Happy said "I'll make sure Yoshi becomes a man!"

"THAT'S HOW A MAN TALKS!" the grey haired man commented.

"Elfman is as pumped as ever." The grey haired woman said "Well then, Happy, this is your client then. Should you take a team with you?"

"I won't let that amount of fish to be shared with anyone!" Happy said strongly "This is my mission! No one else is admitted!"

"Yoshi?"

"You are going to be ok with me, Yoshi." Happy replied "After all, I'm a mage from Fairy Tail as well."

"Well then, good luck Happy." The grey haired woman said.

"Turn him into a man!" Elfman said.

"Good luck Happy!" Lucy said.

Strange… this guy is obnoxious and yet everyone here seems to care for him. What a strange place I have landed in. Besides, I only wanted directions, and now this guy is stuck with me… Yoshi sighed. Well… that won't stop me! I'll reach independence!

And so both Yoshi and Happy left the guild towards an adventure bigger than what they could possible imagine.

A/N: The fun is about to start as we have joined the two main characters! Can you guess what will happen next? See you next chapter =).