WARNING: VERY VERY VERY VERY OFFENSIVE, DO NOT FLAME! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DON'T READ! DAMN! *COUGH COUGH beatifulgeek11, HanakayXY (or whatever.) and Hellahpretty08
Yo readers, this be our first collab together! Lissa-chan and Mimchi-chan… yup and it is called "Fat INO CHICK!" lol, you should love this its supposedly funny.
WARNING: EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO OBESE PEOPLE. (no offense we do not mean to offend. Just here to write and be happy. :]) ONE-SHOT!
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"I had a good time Sasuke-san.", Sakura beamed at Sasuke. He nodded his head in approval.
"…Same here, Sakura.", Sasuke said emotionlessly.
Sasuke was currently dating Ino, who had recently lost her slim and petite figure and exchanged it for a chubby one, so Sasuke switched to the smaller and less fuller ladies section. Like, to sakura. And so, he was hoping ino hadn't found out…or she might just sit on him.
…out of nowhere a thunderous noise filled Konoha's ears. Children screamed and urinated on themselves, Women grabbed their nasty babies and headed for the hills! Men fainted after their cable went out. Random Chinese men came from the woks and screamed,"Ohno It be GODDDZILLLAAAA!!!!!"
But, it was no Godzilla…oh no. MUCH WORSE. So bad that you might just automatically poo your pants.
It…was…fat.
Yeah…it was…FAT INO (chick).
"SAUCE-KAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY- KUNNNNNNN!", Screeched the fatty blonde, pushing over poor pedestrians and crushing others as she plowed down the sidewalks of konoha at an increasingly fast pace.
Sasuke looked to the sky to see the squishy blonde coming faster and thing proactively, he pushed Sakura to the nearest bush in haste.
"W-Wha—", Sakura tried to say but was cut off by Sasuke shushing her with his large hand in front of her mouth.
"WHERE ARE YOU SAUCE-KAY KUNNNNNN?!", The blonde yelled looking round.
Trees toppled over in her path. Some random women was screaming, "I see ya lord! I'm coming home grandma!!! TO THE PROMISED LAND!! HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE PROMISE LAND GOD SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND!!!", then she died or fainted…then again who cares.
"Good god! What the HELL IS THAT?!", Sakura screeched.
"Shh! She's right there…shut up. SHUT UP RIGHT NOW. Oh god…", Sasuke whisered harshly.
"I SMELL YOU SAUCE-KAY KUNNNNN!", The blonde sniffed fiercly, "YOU SMELL TUUUMAAAATOWS!!!!"
Everyone stopped their screeching and dying for just a second.
"Tumatow? The hell?', one person questioned.
"What? Don't cha mean tomato, big lady?", A young girl asked.
"Don't get too close sweetie, it may have rabies and bite you. You don't want that on you on the first day of school.", her mother said.
"M'kay mum.", the girl grinned.
"SHOOOTTT UPPP!", The fat ino chick yelled, smashing the mother and child to smithereens.
That's when everyone went back to their screaming and dying again.
Then that's when Ino (fat chick) with her fat chubbo hands in the bush they were hiding in and grabbed both Sasuke and Sakura.
"WHATCHA DOING WIT SAUCE-KAY KUNNNNNN?!!! HUH, BILLBOD BROW?!", The chick exclaimed.
"Well…um,"
"TEWWWWWWWWWWW LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that Ino dropped her.
"NOOOOWWWW YOU!!!!"
Oh…noes.
What was ino going to do to Sauce-kay" Would Sakura live? And would that woman ever make it to the promise land? Tune in for the sequel to fat ino chick.
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AND WE'RE OUT!!!! Mimchi-chan and Lissa-chan! (a.k.a Grey-Chan-sensei.-- (there is an actual period at the end.)