Hi people. This is the first fanfic I have put up here. Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, but I do own the 50 on my report card.

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Chi-chi was cooking her husband's favorite meal, spaghetti and meatballs. She put the noodles in a pan full of water and let it boil.

"Hey Mom, what are you making?" A girl with black hair, about 14 years old asked as she took off her backpack.

"Your father's favorite, spaghetti and meatballs." Chi-chi said cheerfully. Then two boys entered the kitchen, one with lavender hair and the other with black. He looked sort of like Goku.

"Mom trunks and I want to know how you get pregnant and don't give us that stork crap." The black haired boy said seriously. Chi-chi's eyes got as big as table plates.

"Uh…uh…"she stammered. She was clearly terrified. This was the question that every parent hated.

"Goten we get sex education in like December of next year. Can't you wait till then?" the girl asked.

"Fine then, baka. Hope, you suck. Well see you mom me and Trunks have to do…uh…homework! See ya!" Goten said as he and Trunks ran out the door.

"Well, Mom see you later. I need to make sure my twin and trunks don't destroy anything. Bye." Hope said as she grabbed her backpack and took off. Chi-chi sighed she started cooking again.

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Gohan felt funny. His stomach wasn't working right. "Gohan! Dinner!" His mother, Chi-chi, yelled. He ran downstairs and into his chair. His father and little brother were all ready there but his little sister wasn't.

"Hope Lin Son, its time for dinner!" Chi-chi yelled causing the three saiyans to wince. Hope came down.

"Sorry ma. I was reading." Hope said as she sat down.

"Ok. Dig in!" Chi-chi said as the saiyan boys literally dug in. About a minute or two later the three saiyan boys' plates were clean. "Seconds?" Chi-chi asked.

"Yes please!" Goku and Goten said. "No thanks I'm not hungry" Gohan said. There were gasps, one belonging to his mother and the other to his sister.

"Oh my God, call the hospital" Hope yelled.

"It isn't that bad Hope!" Gohan said. "Hey Gohan, wasn't Vidal supposed to cook today? She is your wife." Goten said.

"She got sick so she went to the doctor. She was throwing up all over the place." Gohan said

"Uh oh. Gohan when did this start?" Hope asked. "Uh… about 3 months ago. And for some reason she seems to have put on a little weight." Gohan said

"Gohan you're probably going to be a dad." Hope said.

"WHAT?" Goku, Chi-chi, and Gohan yelled.

"Ow…" Hope said wincing slightly. Then the phone rang.

Hope, who wasn't eating or stunned, answered the phone. "Hello? Oh hey Vidal…WHAT!" Hope yelled through the phone. She made the guys wince

"Go-Gohan your wi-wife wa-wants to talk t-to you" Hope said as she handed Gohan the phone.

"Hey honey" Gohan said through the receiver.

"Guess what Gohan! We're going to have a baby! Isn't that wonderful...Gohan…Gohan?" Vidal's voice sounded through the earpiece. Gohan had fainted on the spot.

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I'm sending my thanks to xcyanidex for editing my story! She is the best editor person thingie in the whole wide world!Well keep a look out for chappie 2 might be a while though! I'm slowww...well review! Please!