Thingy For Denkigaku!
By Chaxra-san
Behold... a THINGY! (For Denkigaku-chan!)
This will be VERRRRRRRRY strange. Like a CHAINSAW! Oo
Disclaimer: You know it!
Part One!
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Axel: Hi Charxy!
Chaxra: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Axel: ...Charxy!
Chaxra: SHUT UP!
Axel: ...
Chaxra: ...
Axel: ...
Chaxra: ...
Axel: ...Charxy!
Chaxra: Eye twitch
Axel: CHARXYCHARXYCHARXYCHARXYCHAR--
Chaxra: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!
CHAINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!
Pulls out chainsaw and chases Axel around trying to cut his head off
Saïx: Pulse mark I am TRYING to read a book here...
Xigbar: Good luck getting those two to shut up!
Saïx: Pulse mark x20
Xigbar: ...Yeah.
Runs away screaming for his mommy... or Xaldin, you never know with Xigbar
Saïx: . . .
BERSERK MODE!
Luxord: Bets on how long they last before Xemnas shows up?
Larxene: Gives him 10 munny I say 40 minutes.
Luxord: That's it?
Larxene: You got a problem with it?
Luxord: Err... no, of course not! You think Xemnas will stay away for that long?
Larxene: I think he's fed up with us. Most of the time now, he just ignores us or avoids us completely...
Luxord: Hmm. That's true... You seem to be very knowledgeable, maybe that's cos you're the Queen of Spades--Oops.
Larxene: ...See ya
Luxord: ...She didn't kill me... Relief
Meanwhile...
Saïx: I WILL KILL YOU!!
Axel: MADMAN! AND MAD...WOMAN!
Chaxra: ROOOOOOOOOOORWL!!
Hacks off table-leg with chainsaw
Axel: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAY!!
Demyx: HAH! NOW who's the wimp?!
Xigbar: Baits Saïx out of the library with coffee
Chaxra: THANKYOU, MY FAITHFUL FRIEND!
Axel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Chainsaw-ed!
Chaxra: Come, my schemer, and we shall rise up against the EVIL MONSTROSITY that is Axel!
Zexion: 'Evil monstrosity'? Where did she get that from I wonder...
Chaxra: LE GASP!
Chainsaw magically transforms into... CHAINSWORD! It bE MAGICAL!
Axel: oo;
Chaxra: YOU GONNA BURN, BABY!
Axel: Don't you be stealing my lines! You... LINE THIEF!
Chaxra: ...We could make a TV show out of this.
Axel: Huh?
Chaxra: Y'know, the Axelman vs Line Thief. (Show?!?)
Axel: Oh yea...
Chaxra: My weapon would be the Chainsword...
Axel: Where did you get that thing, anyways?
Chaxra: I... uh, found it... in the... garden.
Marluxia: OOH! Did someone mention the word 'garden'?! FLOWERS, FLOWERS, FLOWERS, FLO--
Is bound, gagged and thrown into the closet by Xaldin and Malifecent. Wait... MALIFICENT?!
Malificent: It would appear that the author is going crazy after having to type out my name three times in quick succession...
Teh Random Girl: Who0ps, it's you! I totally pwned you in KH1, and I was all, YAH, I totally just kicked your ass, but then you were all, MWAHAHAHA I IS ALL DEMONY THING NOW! And I was all, YOUR NOT A DEMONY...THING. YOU JUST A BIG DRAGGGG-QUEEN!
Malificent: I hope to hell you meant dragon.
Teh Random Girl: Oh I did... n't.
Malificent: ...I am already a woman, so TECHNICALLY I can't be a drag-queen.
Teh Random Girl: OHMYGOSH IT SPEAKS!
Malificent: I was talking to you just befo--
Teh Random Girl: OH NOES! IT HAS MASTERED THE HUMAN LANGUAGE AND HAS COME TO SEEK REVENGE FOR MY PWNING OF IT IN KH1! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Malificent: No I haven't, I came to destroy Sora and--
Teh Random Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WANTS TO EAT ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEE!!!
Random-man: Malificent's name sounds like... disinfectant...
Teh Random Girl: Whoa, it does... somehow LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO--
DIES!
Malificent: Oh, what the fu--
DIES ALSO!!
Random-man: LAHAHA, SUPERHERO!
DIVES OUT WINDOW THEN... DIES!!! (Can't break with tradition in all)
Luxord: AHHH NOO, THERE ARE CORPSES ALL OVER THE FLOOR!! THE ONE OUTSIDE WAS BROUGHT BACK IN HERE BY THE DUSKS! XEMNAS IS GONNA KILL US!! AND THEN WE'LL BE IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE!!
Lexaeus: ...
Luxord: ARGHHH WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Lexaeus: ...
Luxord: ...SPEAK, DAMMIT!
Lexaeus: ...
Luxord: OH, KINGDOM HEARTS, TAKE ME NOOOOW!!
Attempts to commit suicide via paper cuts
Xaldin: That is not going to work, number ten, and I doubt it ever will
Luxord: Oh no, for my cards are extra sharp, in case Sora wins my game. (Or if I find Axel sleep-walking in my room again...)
Xaldin: ...Shit.
Luxord: TEH BLEEDING!
Bleeds on Xemnas's precious white carpet
Xaldin: AHH, NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Lexaeus: You guys should go see Vexen for those wounds, unless anyone has a potion, and I am assuming that none of you remember how to use a cure spell... Either that or you are all too stupid to even think of using one at the moment...
Silence...
Everyone: WTF?!
Lexaeus: Oh... Oops...
Tetsuya Nomura pops up from outside of the window and shoots Lexaeus
Lexaeus: OHHH... SHIIIIIIIT!!
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Chaxra: THE LINEY BAR THING IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!
Zexion: Shut up, Chaxra, it's just the end of the chapter.
Chaxra: Oh.
Zexion: ...You continue. I'm gonna go lie down...
Chaxra: YAY!! Next chapter will have the answers to THOSE--THESE questions!
What happened to Roxas and Demyx?
AND WILL SORA AND RIKU/KAIRI/WHOEVER THE HELL ELSE I CAN THINK OF BE IN IT???
(Eh... I can tell you that now... The answer is... I don't know.)
R&R please!!! PLEASE!!! THINK OF THE MOOGLES!!