There once was a young girl who only wanted the best and most from life. When she was only ten, she arrived in a large shipping crate and popped out saying her name and playing a solo for the three men who would become her father's/best friends. One day this girl turned thirteen, and she had always wanted to become a Pirate. This young Japanese girl, was so ready that for years she had been saying: "Toochie-San, Russel-San, Murdoc-San, I want to be a Pirate! 私は海賊になりたい! I want to be a Pirate!" so on her fourteenth birthday, those men bought her a pirate costume! She was so happy that she ran around Kong Studios saying: "Arrg, 私は海賊だ! Arrg, 私は海賊だ! Arrg, 私は海賊だ!" "I AM A PIRATE! YAY! Thanks Toochie-San, Russel-San, and Murdoc-San! Swoosh, Jab, Poke, Arrg, Swoosh! I'm A PIRATE!"
By: Noodle G. Stefani (Dani Noodle H. Bailey)