Sasuke's Eyes
Tow Weks hud psd aftah Sasuek tuk Ino undah da Tomats plant n fuked hr gud n hard. Too bad fo him cuz he culdnt git Ino preggers no mats how hud he tri. In d nd he forced himself to giv up un da blond bitch and lft kononoha to fin someone sle to repop his clan wit. To du dis he had to go all the way back ta Snake-face lair, Orochichimarusan. Lucky since Sauce alrdy kild the white pedo the lair was all but empty xcept fo da tons of xprimnts Oro did when Sauce was still sleepin undah him so Sasuek went deep inside da lair to find the bst to bring on his quest for babehs. Aftr sum time he came to a larg circle that was filld wth green pods!
"I AM HR AT THE PLCE FUR GREEN PODS!" he sad, butt noonethere could here him! FUC DIS! Sasu shouted sudden drivn him kusangyii blde deep into a pod. It crackd and splod'd into a thousand pieces, and then a rd heded girl flushed out.
"WHO DA FUCK R U?!" Sasuke scremd at hr, smacking her across da fce until she woke up.
"GO MEN!" she cried, "meis Karin!"
And so Sauce met Karin. He fnd out she wuz gud at heling peoples, but he didn't like hw he luk so he nvr trid to fuk her and get da genes for Uchiha! Still he thgh Karn culd b usef as a woeman medic so h brawght hr along!
"SASU-SAME WHERE WE GOIN?" Carn cried.
"ON A BUT SO SHUT DA FUK UP KARN!" Sauce snapped, n he slap hr again! "I ND TAH GOE GIT KONEN CUZ SHE NO WHERE DA RING-GAN IS!"
"Dokay!" Carn sayd back!
So that haend.
Thay took the boeoat ta Rain Vill and then walked up to KONEN and demnd she show dem to the RING-EYE!
"Why I show u nething?" KONEN ask? "I the u uchi fuckrs!"
"BITCH U GAWN SHOW ME!" Sauce screamed, n he used his I to put Konen in Genjutsu!
"OKAY!" she said, changing her mind cuz of Sauce Genjutsu.
"N DEN U GAWN BND OVER!"
FUC U SASGAY!" sum1 shuted sudny!
Sauscke screamd n turned to see who wz yellin at him like dat and shuted!
"IT'S NARUTO!"
N IT WAS!
Naruto hd fulld Sauce fter lrned whut hppnd ta Sakurino n cme to ly da smak dun on Uchi!
Withut wrd he flew up n pawnc Saucekay in da eye, n den ripped it out!
"AUGH MAH EYE!" Sasuek screamd!
"THIS IS MINE NAO!" Narut shuted, n he ripd his own eye out n replaced dem wit Sasgays! Since h had Kyuuuubi ta hel him he wz fin but Sasuce ded of blood loss! Cuz Ppl de when thy r kil o blood loss! Den Naruto relz KONEN from Genjutsu, n Karn scrmd happy cuz she was rltd to Naruo!
KONEN gav Naruto RING-GAN n den dey went bac ta Kononoha and rvivd da Haruno and Yamanaka frm bfre Sasuke fuckd dem! Den he took em out back and hed da tim o his lif without Genjutsu. And everyone lived happy ever after –cept Sacusek cuz he suk.-
THE END.
DIS Z A SQUL TO SASUKE'S TOMATOES SO RED DAT FIRST!