Thoughts are in italics.
Hideyoshi's obnoxious out of tune voice was providing great amusement to DT as he sung a stupid cheerful pop song he'd heard on the radio in the shower, Hideyoshi couldn't hold a note to save his life but it sure would make some great blackmail material if he ever needed something from the over confident brat.
DT started recording on his phone as Hideyoshi entered another verse.
"Sunshine~," DT whinced as Hideyoshi held the largely out of tune note, "Blinds you if you stare but, now I see~ it, crystal clear, so here I am, you can take or leave me, but I won't ever be anywhere but, sing back, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, sing back to me, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh."
As Hideyoshi entered the chorus DT shoved a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter so it wouldn't interfere with the recording, "And I beging you, bring me back to life, I just cn't stand leaving you alone tonight, it's to late to go, already taken me forever just to try to know, one for the money two for the show, three to get ready and four to go, for the life of me I don't know why it took me so to see, I just."
DT was on the ground shaking in silent laughter, resting his head hopelessly on his arms as he sat against the wall, DT sat and laughed at Hideyoshi's terrible voice for the rest of the song, recording it to the very end, he really thought it was a shame that he hadn't heard the whole song, who knew how many others the kid had destroyed as he showered that day.
DT was to cuaght up trying to control his laughter to notice Hideyoshi stop singing as he turned off the shower, hot, humid steam streamed from the bathroom as Hideyoshi walked out with only a towel around his waist, hearing DT's muffled snickers he looked down at him.
"DT? What are you doing down there?" DT jumped when he heard Hideyoshi and he snapped around to look at him quickly hiding his phone up his sleeve and trying to control his expression and the laughter that tried to escape.
"Oh nothing much Hideyoshi, I was just a little dizzy so I sat here to wait for the spell to pass." Hideyoshi nodded stupidly, accepting the excuse withot question, DT had to refrain from raising an eyebrow, sure Hideyoshi was stupid but he didn't think the kid was that stupid, Hideyoshi walked past him and up the corridor to his room, raising a hand over his shoulder for a backwards wave.
"K'then, see you later DT, oh and if you show anyone that recording I'll tell everyone what you do when you disappear every week." Before DT could say anything Hideyoshi was out of his sight, he sat gaping at the corner Hideyoshi had dissapeared behind, Did he know?, DT sure as hell hoped not, but what if he did, maybe Hideyoshi isn't as stupid as everyone thinks... Hopefully the brat was bluffing, DT would just die if everyone found out he worked at a gay strip club as a waiter, Ugh what if Hideyoshi wasn't bluffing and he had pictures.
DT shuddered to think of what would happen to his reputation as a cool and responsible adult if his teamates saw him in one of the frilly, sparkly, revealing and tight costumes, and the heels oh god the heels, he'd have to end his life to get away from all the teasing and embarrassment, if only he hadn't beaten uo he owner of that fricken bar, he'd never regreted his actions more than in this doubt filled moment.
DAMN YOU HIDEYOSHI...