Demon Headphones
Another joint-creation by Chaxra-san & Kinoko-chan
Oh... more random from my friend Kinoko-chan... YAY!
Disclaimer: You already know it off by heart!
"Hey, Demyx... Ya know how ya lent me your headphones? Well... They've gone kinda, demony," Axel said in a very fake scared voice.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" asked Demyx quizzically.
"Here..."
Axel passed over the headphones and Demyx put them on...
"AHHHHHH!!" screamed Demyx, nearly wetting himself.
He threw the headphones back at Axel.
"Let's go get Xemnas," suggested Axel with false (once again) concern in his voice.
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"Xemnas... XEMNAS!"Axel yelled, after teleporting both himself and Demyx into the Superior's room.
(Way to wreck a Nobody's sleep...)
"What?!" replied Xemnas sitting bolt upright.
He stared at the two pajama-clad troublemakers standing in his bedroom for a moment, then raised one eyebrow in a way that suggested that if the Nobodies did not have a good reason for waking him up at this hour, then he would probably turn them both into Dusks.
"Well..." said Demyx, finally able to speak again, "My headphones have weirded out--"
Xemnas's eyebrow rose higher.
"--You know, the ones Vexen invented."
Xemnas sighed, then began massaging his temples.
"Right, Axel, what did you do?" he asked, not really wanting to know the answer.
"Um... I put a tape-recorder and a tape in Demyx's headphones, and I recorded a message that said, 'Demyx, I will haunt you until you take me to America.'"
"...Okay..." said Xemnas, "15 months of making cheese-cakes for Vexen's new experiments."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT... COOKING!!" Axel screamed.
fin
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