Title: Hallelujah
Summary:
Scrubs Episode – My New God
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight,
don't own Scrubs.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Esme dove
left, but all she managed to do was fly into the couch. Carlisle
chuckled, and helped her back to her feet, handing her he Wii
controller.
"You nearly had me that time, Esme!" Jasper
crowed in victory. "Admit it, I am the reigning champion of Wii
Tennis!" Esme smiled.
"Yes, Jasper. You're the Wii tennis
king." She handed her controller to Alice, who danced up from where
she'd been settled between Carlisle and Edward. "But let's see
if you can hold onto your title against the Queen. " She sat down
between her husband and son, to watch her daughter kick some ass.
"You know." Edward said, in the tone of voice that always
made his family nervous, "video games are rather sexual, in a way."
Jasper missed his swing, Esme buried her face in Carlisle's
shoulder, and Alice, who knew he was going to say something strange
and uncomfortable, merely gloated over the point she'd won.
"Well, think about it." He continued, oblivious to the
discomfort in the room. "You fight another person for dominance.
And some of the outfits are quite as reveling as things my sisters'
own."
Alice turned to glare at him, while Jasper stared at his
shoes, shaking his head. "I really can't think of anything to
make this less awkward."
"HALLELUAH!!" Emmett danced into
the room, pumping his fists in the air. "A brother's 'bout to
have some sex!" He danced between Alice and Jasper. "Hallelujah,
a brother's 'bout to have some SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!" He
struck a pose, hands on his knees. "Smack the moneymaker!"
Jasper kissed his own fingers and smacked Emmett squarely on the
ass. His family stared at him.
He shrugged. "It's how he
likes it."
Emmett gave his brother a high five and danced out
of the room, hollering as he bounded up the stairs. "Sex time,
people!"
Carlisle stared after him. "See, now
that was disturbing."