A/N: This is from Neville's POV. It kinda switches between their first flying lesson in book one,
and the various events in book three. Hope you enjoy! Review, do.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own quidditch, Malfoy or any of the HP characters implied in this spoof.
They belong to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic, and it's respective dudes and dudettes. Oasis and
it's respective companies own 'Wonderwall.' But I, oh yes, I do own the lyrical changes.
Today is gonna be the day,
That they show us all what to do,
By now I should've somehow,
Realized that I'm not like you,
Quidditch and leaves and everybody,
at the field and match to watch you now.
Buckbeak, the word was in the hall,
Dementors fired and now they're out,
I'm sure Black's heard it all before,
Amidst all of his screams and shouts,
I don't believe that anybody knows,
The things you do about him now
And oh, my toad I have to go and find him,
On me the spell that Malfoy used was binding,
There are many things that I would,
Like to cast on him,
I don't know how
But...maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves it,
You caught its fall,
my remembrall
Today was gonna be the day?
But then he went and threw it in a tree,
By now I should've somehow,
Realized what I can never be,
Quidditch leaves me and everybody,
Feels a different way,
Then I do now.
And oh, my toad I have to go and find him,
Their favorite spell they use on me is binding,
There are many things I need to remember,
I just don't know how
I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one who saves it,
You caught its fall,
My remembrall
I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one who saves it,
You caught its fall,
My remembrall
Said maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves it,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
You're gonna be the one that saves it.
Another A/N: OK, there were so many other things I wanted to work into this, such as some reference
to Snape and Potions class, to Neville's grandmother, I just couldn't find a place to really do it
adequately. Sorry for that. And, I know that the spell Malfoy used on Neville that one time was Body Bind,
but that didn't rhyme. Just pretend he's describing what the spell did, and not it's name;)
If you would like to review, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks for taking the time to read it!
and the various events in book three. Hope you enjoy! Review, do.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own quidditch, Malfoy or any of the HP characters implied in this spoof.
They belong to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic, and it's respective dudes and dudettes. Oasis and
it's respective companies own 'Wonderwall.' But I, oh yes, I do own the lyrical changes.
Today is gonna be the day,
That they show us all what to do,
By now I should've somehow,
Realized that I'm not like you,
Quidditch and leaves and everybody,
at the field and match to watch you now.
Buckbeak, the word was in the hall,
Dementors fired and now they're out,
I'm sure Black's heard it all before,
Amidst all of his screams and shouts,
I don't believe that anybody knows,
The things you do about him now
And oh, my toad I have to go and find him,
On me the spell that Malfoy used was binding,
There are many things that I would,
Like to cast on him,
I don't know how
But...maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves it,
You caught its fall,
my remembrall
Today was gonna be the day?
But then he went and threw it in a tree,
By now I should've somehow,
Realized what I can never be,
Quidditch leaves me and everybody,
Feels a different way,
Then I do now.
And oh, my toad I have to go and find him,
Their favorite spell they use on me is binding,
There are many things I need to remember,
I just don't know how
I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one who saves it,
You caught its fall,
My remembrall
I said maybe,
You're gonna be the one who saves it,
You caught its fall,
My remembrall
Said maybe,
You're gonna be the one that saves it,
You're gonna be the one that saves me,
You're gonna be the one that saves it.
Another A/N: OK, there were so many other things I wanted to work into this, such as some reference
to Snape and Potions class, to Neville's grandmother, I just couldn't find a place to really do it
adequately. Sorry for that. And, I know that the spell Malfoy used on Neville that one time was Body Bind,
but that didn't rhyme. Just pretend he's describing what the spell did, and not it's name;)
If you would like to review, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks for taking the time to read it!