Titanic-a parody
In water
Jack: Never let go, Rose! Never let me go! Rose: Okay, Jack! I'll never let you go! *5 minutes later* Rose:Jack!You're all blue, dead and slimy! Get off me! *Jack floating down, dead* Jack: You let go Rose! You let go!
On Carpathia
Cal: Oh Rose.is that you with a blanket over your head trying to be subtle? It is you! *Pulls blanket of old steerage lady who doesn't speak English*
Cal: Well, I guess this tragedy made us all a bit more mature.
When old Rose throws over heart of the ocean
Rose: oh cal.you meant so much to me that I never got rid of this necklace.I kept it a sign of your love for me. *makes weird squeak when she throws it over* Rose: Oh dearie me! Was that mine? Damn alziemers disease!
When old Rose dies and goes back to Titanic
Rose:Oh what?!heaven is a damn ship that sunk?I have to spend all of the afterlife seeing Jack die?And why is everyone here except Cal?
Jack:You cow!you let me go!
Rose:You were dead!
Jack:And whose fault was that?If I was on that floating door raft thing, I would have lived!
Rose:But Jack, you were too fat to fit on the door!And the Titanic couldn't stay afloat because your body fat was above its capacity! It couldn't hold you, Jack!
Jack:You bitch!No wonder Cal got sick of you.
Rose:But I left Cal, and he was so upset I was with you!
Jack:That wasn't because he loved you!He was jealous that I was cheating on him with you!
Rose:What?
Jack:Yes, Rose. Who did you think picked out the heat of the ocean?He was hoping it would be heavy enough to snap your neck when you put it on!
Rose:*thinking quickly*Well-I was with Mr Andrews the whole time I was with you!
Jack:So was I!
Rose:If you don't like me, why were you upset I let go?
Jack:Because I wanted to make sure I didn't lose you, I was planning on stealing your life jacket.
Rose:hah!well I wish I cut of your arm with that ax!
Jack: Goddamn you Rose, why did you have to die!Now Im stuck here with you for the rest of eternity.I kinda liked it better when it was just me and Mr Andrews.
Rose:Mr Andrews never even liked you!
Jack:He did too, you bitch!
Mr Andrews:Ladies, ladies.Please calm down.Theres plenty of time for me to deal with boh of you.we are stuck here for eternity, right?
Okay, I know it sucked..hey I'll upload it anyway!
In water
Jack: Never let go, Rose! Never let me go! Rose: Okay, Jack! I'll never let you go! *5 minutes later* Rose:Jack!You're all blue, dead and slimy! Get off me! *Jack floating down, dead* Jack: You let go Rose! You let go!
On Carpathia
Cal: Oh Rose.is that you with a blanket over your head trying to be subtle? It is you! *Pulls blanket of old steerage lady who doesn't speak English*
Cal: Well, I guess this tragedy made us all a bit more mature.
When old Rose throws over heart of the ocean
Rose: oh cal.you meant so much to me that I never got rid of this necklace.I kept it a sign of your love for me. *makes weird squeak when she throws it over* Rose: Oh dearie me! Was that mine? Damn alziemers disease!
When old Rose dies and goes back to Titanic
Rose:Oh what?!heaven is a damn ship that sunk?I have to spend all of the afterlife seeing Jack die?And why is everyone here except Cal?
Jack:You cow!you let me go!
Rose:You were dead!
Jack:And whose fault was that?If I was on that floating door raft thing, I would have lived!
Rose:But Jack, you were too fat to fit on the door!And the Titanic couldn't stay afloat because your body fat was above its capacity! It couldn't hold you, Jack!
Jack:You bitch!No wonder Cal got sick of you.
Rose:But I left Cal, and he was so upset I was with you!
Jack:That wasn't because he loved you!He was jealous that I was cheating on him with you!
Rose:What?
Jack:Yes, Rose. Who did you think picked out the heat of the ocean?He was hoping it would be heavy enough to snap your neck when you put it on!
Rose:*thinking quickly*Well-I was with Mr Andrews the whole time I was with you!
Jack:So was I!
Rose:If you don't like me, why were you upset I let go?
Jack:Because I wanted to make sure I didn't lose you, I was planning on stealing your life jacket.
Rose:hah!well I wish I cut of your arm with that ax!
Jack: Goddamn you Rose, why did you have to die!Now Im stuck here with you for the rest of eternity.I kinda liked it better when it was just me and Mr Andrews.
Rose:Mr Andrews never even liked you!
Jack:He did too, you bitch!
Mr Andrews:Ladies, ladies.Please calm down.Theres plenty of time for me to deal with boh of you.we are stuck here for eternity, right?
Okay, I know it sucked..hey I'll upload it anyway!