Authors Note: I couldn't help but make a prequel to 'Our World' and 'You Make Me So Happy'. You guys are probably wondering how Sophie was conceived. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING, all the characters belong to the creators of FRIENDS.
RATED: PG for cursing.
Thanksgiving 1988
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.
Mr. Geller: (entering) Hi Rachel.
Rachel: Oh hi!
Mr. Geller: Wow, love your new nose!
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
(She opens the door to reveal Chandler and Ross. Unfortunately, they seem to have their holidays mixed up. They think it's Halloween and they're going as Crockett and Tubbs from that legendary TV show of the late 80's, Miami Vice. God, we looked silly back then!)
Rachel: Hey!
Ross: Hey. (To his parents) Happy Thanksgiving!
Mr. Geller: (To Chandler) God, your hair sure is different!
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
Monica: Hi, Chandler.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Ross: Dude!
Chandler: Sorry!
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
(She heads for the kitchen and Chandler watches her leave and admires the view.)
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Chandler: Sorry.
(In the kitchen.)
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Monica: Well it didn't!
Rachel: What?!
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Rachel: Okay, that we may be able to do.
Monica: How?
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Monica: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Rachel: Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Monica: Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: Are you all right?
Monica: Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)
[Scene: The hospital, Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room.]
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Paramedic: Twenty year old has got a severed toe on his right foot.
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
Mr. Geller: Of course it did. They're made of wicker.
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Chandler: Toes On Ice! Coming soon to Madison Square Garden.
Ross: Save your strength man!
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and—(Stops suddenly.)
Monica: What?! What is it?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Chandler: What?
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Rachel: You brought a carrot?!
Mrs. Geller: Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.
Monica: God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Chandler: Without my toe?! I need my toe!
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Mr. Geller: I'm not falling for that one!
[Scene: The Geller home. Ross and Rachel are holding Chandler up]
Ross: You ok Buddy?
(Chandler shaked his head)
Rachel: We should bring him up to the guest room. So that he can get his rest.
(Ross and Rachel then carry Chandler upstairs into the guest room)
12am.
Monica: Hey there Buggerface.
Chander: Hi.
Monica: Listen I came into here to apologize. Not just because Ross and my parents made me, because I really wanted to.(Rests her head on his chest)
Chandler: I accept. Mon?
Monica: Ya?"
Chandler: I wanna hold you in my arms, kiss you and make love to you.
(Pushes his lips up to hers)
Monica: Bedroom?
(He nods and they go into her bedroom)
[SCENE: Monica's bedroom]
In the bedroom, Chandler started to rip off Monica's pj shirt then played with the clasp of her bra.
He pulled her pj pants down.
They started undressing each other and he forced himself in her.
Chandler: Am I hurting you Mon?
Chandler knew Monica was still a virgin, he couldn't bring himself to hurt her.
(Imagines Ross' angry face)
Monica: No no(Started to cry a bit)
Chandler: Baby just tell me, am I hurting you?
Monica: I don't care. I need you so badly.
Chandler: OK.
(Makes love to her as gentle and careful as possible)
Afterwards, Monica lay in Chandlers arms.
Chandler: Did I hurt you Mon?
Monica: No you were amazing. I love you.
Chandler: I love you too Mon.(Kissed her hand then her lips)
She looked at her naked body then at his: she can't believe she is a woman now.
They had sex, she gave her flower to him.
The Geller home at AM time.
[SCENE: Monica's bedroom at AM]
(Monica turned over and saw Chandler in her bed. Then looked at her naked body and back at his)
Chandler:(Saw who's bed he was in) Oh my god! I slept with Ross' little sister. I took Ross' little sister's virginity.
Monica: Chandler, Chandler calm down.
Chandler: OK. I still can't believe this though.
Monica: Let's get dressed and pretend this have never happened.
(Instantly found her pj shirt and pants. About to put it on)
Monica: Could you not look?
Chandler: Maybe, I don't wanna look.
(He found his clothes too finding it: putting it on)
Chandler: I'm going back into the guest room. Love you.
(Kisses Monica's forehead then going back into the Geller's guest room)
Monica was staring at the dark bedroom celling, watching the sky light up.
Trying to wish the pain away.
Then fell back asleep and before she knew it; is was morning time.
Ross: Mon, wake-up, it's breakfast time!
Monica: OK, gimme a second. Will ya?
(LONG STORY SHORT: Mondler agreed to secretly date and the guys went back to NYU)
[SCENE: The Geller home. Monica and Rachel are talking in the bedroom]
Rachel: You and Chandler had sex, didn't you?
Monica:(Slightly embarrassed) Yes.
Rachel: Well, be excited you are no longer a virgin! How was it?
Monica: Rach! That's between me and him.
Rachel: Mon please tell me.
Monica: OK, only because you told me about your first time.
Rachel: Yay love ya!(Hugs her)
To be continued on the next chapter...
Authors Note: Updating at 4am. Gonna try and get some rest.