Neji
Me: okay well come to naruto interviews today we will interview neji!!
Neji: hello to all of you
Me: ok so first question……are you strait gay or bi???
Neji: *blushes* i-im bi!!!
Me: wow okay next question when your dad died did you become a cutter???
Neji: the past is in the past and should not be published
Me: oh come on!!
Neji: Keep pushing the question and you will not live to interview anyone else.
Me: O_O o-o-o-ok umm earlier you said you were bi who do you like???
Neji: well I umm was drunk one and had sex with shino and I kinda liked him ever since
Me: …….ok then……if you could kill anyone who would it be???
Neji: I would kill lee because he is annoying
Me: you cant kill lee he brings the fiery passion of youth to every one
Lee: THAT IS RIGHT MY DEAR FRIEND *put arm around neji and gets teary eyed* DO NOT WORRY MY FRIEND WE WILL BRING OUT YOUR INNER YOUTH!!!
Neji: oh dear god he's here!!!!
Me: lee get out it's not your turn yet!!!!
Lee: YOU ARE RIGHT I WILL GO TO THE OTHERS AND BRING OUT THEIR INNER YOUTH!!! *runs back stage to the others that are waiting*
Me and neji: *smacks our forehead and shakes our head* he's dead!!!
Backstage: AHHHHHH!!!
Me: ok people sorry but I wont be able to interview lee till later when he is out of the hospital sooo next time will be sakura if you have any ideas for a question just tell what it is by reviewing and I will add that question to the interview !!! (Questions or this interview are submitted by yuki-mana-sakuma!!!!) Thanks yuki!!!
Neji: im leaving now!!!
Me: bye bye neji see you later and remember people review or you will be haunted by ramen with legs!!!!!