A/N: Whoa… I FINALLY have enough confidence to write a Roy/Ed fic… Well, the idea came from school. We're selling chocolate, and um. I ate mine when everyone was begging for it. And so Eden (my best friend) said she'd kiss me if I ate all the chocolate because she wanted that chocolate no matter what. (She REEEALLY wanted that chocolate… So, yeah…) Oh, yus! Disclaimer! And it's inspired byyyy:

"BACK OFF, RIZA, HE'S MINE!" Mwhahahaha. Vic rules. (For those of you that don't have a clue what I'm talking about, go to you-tube NOOOOW!)

Disclaimer: …I support RoyEd! WHOOOO! (Does that explain it?)

"Hey, bastard colonel, Lieutenant said you had a mission for me." Ed said, coming in and closing the door behind him. Roy continued writing, not even bothering to glance up at Edward. "HEY, BASTARD! I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!"

"Hm? Oh, sorry, Fullmetal. I couldn't see you from behind my stack of papers," Roy smirked, patting his rather small stack of papers.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T BE SEEN BEHIND ON MEASLY PIECE OF PAPER!" Ed ranted, face red as his right fist flew around the space above his head.

Roy's smirk had to grow a little bit wider. It was ALWAYS fun to see Ed shout about his height. "Now, now, Fullmetal. I never said that. Now, thinking it was another matter…" Roy replied.

"Well, FU-"

"Fullmetal. Watch your mouth." Roy interrupted, "Anyway, someone's been using forbidden alchemy to make chimera. We haven't found out who it is, yet, but we'd like you to find out so this person can be punished. So far he's only made two that we know of, but it's still sick and twisted," Roy explained.

"You got that right. Any clues to where he is?" Ed asked, now serious.

"All we know is that their framing someone named Vic Mignogna," (1) Roy said, pulling out a piece of chocolate. What? Even people in the military have secret stashes of chocolate. He was about to take a bite, when he noticed the younger alchemist eyeing the chocolate intently.

Roy smirked. He lifted the chocolate up just a bit, and Ed's eyes followed. 'This could be fun.' The colonel thought, licking a piece of the chocolate. Ed seemed to be in a dazed state now.

The raven haired alchemist's smirk grew, slowly biting into the milk chocolaty goodness (2).

Ed's mouth now limply hung open, watching intently as he watched Roy devour half of the chocolate bar. He blinked and shook his head, "…Can I have some?" he stretched his (small) arm out towards the taisa. "…Sir." he added for respect.

"Who knows?" Roy asked, biting off another small fragment of chocolate. There was only one mini bar left now. Ed's arm fell lazily as he stared at the last piece of chocolate. The colonel licked the last little piece, and nibbled on it, making Ed visibly twitch.

And then he ate it.

"Hey! I wanted some!" Ed said rather loudly, stomping.

"I know." Roy replied, licking his lips.

Only for them soon to be covered by Edward's.

Roy's eyes flashed open as he saw the blond midget leaning over his desk, and pulling him in for a kiss. Roy's mouth opened in shock, allowing Ed to do what he wanted to in the first place. His tongue explored Roy's (delicious) mouth, and soon he released Mustang so they could both get air.

Roy stared blankly up at Ed who was grinning.

"I'm off now. Oh, and thanks for the chocolate!" these words left a VERY confused Roy Mustang.

A/N: WOW! Another one from Vic (AND AARON!) that inspired this: "COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY… …in a miniskirt."

1: OMG! VIC! IT'S VIC! Sorry, I HAD to put him in there. It was CALLING me.

2: I know, I know. "Ed hates milk!" Well, chocolate isn't ONLY milk! Okay, he hates all dairy-related things, but this is FANFICTION! Deal with it. xD.

Reviews? –shakes a RoyEd tin can- come on, this is my first Roy/Ed story!