I still don't own Konami or any of the metal gear trademarks..not yet
anyway.
MAN ON A MISSION (chapter 1)
Snake walked into the office like it was just another day. However as soon as he walked into the place he heard a voice calling from the other side of the room. It was Otacon of course and he was telling Snake to see him in his office.
" Snake see me in my office now."
Snake walked silently across the large room and into the small one that served as both Otacons office and as a storeroom. Incidentally both snake and Raiden suspected him of stealing office supplies. When snake arived Otacon was siting behind his desk. Raiden was sitting in front of it . fidgeting.
"Raiden you've been sitting their for exactly twenty seconds." Otacon said after looking at his watch.
"Snake sit down."
"What's this about."
"Well someone who obviously has deep pockets has hired you both for a tandem mission and has paid for top level codec support."
"What's that asked Raiden."
"Don't you ever read the office memos. Top level Codec support means that you will be supported by two AI's one of which saves your data the other programmed with all known data. However with top level you also get myself on the other end of the line dealing with unexpected problems as they crop up."
"Oh." Raiden said this very airily as he was now occupied picking a loose thread on his trousers. Incidentally this loos thread was on
the crotch area.
"Raiden if your doing what I think your doing could you please move into the pissary." Snake said trying not to laugh.
"Ok." Said Raiden who just thought that snake was a neatness freak who never picked loos threads and not making a joke at his expense because Raiden was under the impression that a lot of people actually liked him. Both Snake and Otacon thought that Raiden would never actually find the truth out because he was so thick.
"My arse that guy was a ruthless killer." Snake said confidentially to Otacon.
"I know. More like ruthless griller."
"Now that you mention it he does look a bit like a TV chef. But back to the mission. What's the deal."
"Well we have been hired a group of people calling themselves The World Solace Uprising. They also transmitted this message. Last of the first. One two and three of the second. First and fourth on the last."
"What the hell does that mean."
"I have no idea. But we will probably find out later. Anyway after I was contacted I performed the necessary checks and it all works out. Apparently a new metal gear is being built in an island in the middle of the Bermuda triangle."
"How is that possible. Doesn't the Bermuda triangle have strange atmospheric conditions that render any electrical equipment useless."
"Yes but apparently they have cobbled together a device which nullifies this and makes the atmospheric conditions normal."
"So how do we infiltrate the base. We can't fly over it and we cant sail up to it."
"Not in the usual way but we can use a small disposable two man submarine with a Jet Ski engine."
"Why a Jet Ski engine?"
"The engine in a Jet Ski uses a pump at the front of the vehicle pull water in and then uses another pump to push the water out in a jet propelling the vehicle forward.
So that's what they did. Snake and Raiden abandond the Sub a mile away from the island and swam towards it.
BY B.B.J.
Well that's chapter one. This story may trip over itself slightly because it's trying to be both funny and serious so give some feed back by leaving me a review.
MAN ON A MISSION (chapter 1)
Snake walked into the office like it was just another day. However as soon as he walked into the place he heard a voice calling from the other side of the room. It was Otacon of course and he was telling Snake to see him in his office.
" Snake see me in my office now."
Snake walked silently across the large room and into the small one that served as both Otacons office and as a storeroom. Incidentally both snake and Raiden suspected him of stealing office supplies. When snake arived Otacon was siting behind his desk. Raiden was sitting in front of it . fidgeting.
"Raiden you've been sitting their for exactly twenty seconds." Otacon said after looking at his watch.
"Snake sit down."
"What's this about."
"Well someone who obviously has deep pockets has hired you both for a tandem mission and has paid for top level codec support."
"What's that asked Raiden."
"Don't you ever read the office memos. Top level Codec support means that you will be supported by two AI's one of which saves your data the other programmed with all known data. However with top level you also get myself on the other end of the line dealing with unexpected problems as they crop up."
"Oh." Raiden said this very airily as he was now occupied picking a loose thread on his trousers. Incidentally this loos thread was on
the crotch area.
"Raiden if your doing what I think your doing could you please move into the pissary." Snake said trying not to laugh.
"Ok." Said Raiden who just thought that snake was a neatness freak who never picked loos threads and not making a joke at his expense because Raiden was under the impression that a lot of people actually liked him. Both Snake and Otacon thought that Raiden would never actually find the truth out because he was so thick.
"My arse that guy was a ruthless killer." Snake said confidentially to Otacon.
"I know. More like ruthless griller."
"Now that you mention it he does look a bit like a TV chef. But back to the mission. What's the deal."
"Well we have been hired a group of people calling themselves The World Solace Uprising. They also transmitted this message. Last of the first. One two and three of the second. First and fourth on the last."
"What the hell does that mean."
"I have no idea. But we will probably find out later. Anyway after I was contacted I performed the necessary checks and it all works out. Apparently a new metal gear is being built in an island in the middle of the Bermuda triangle."
"How is that possible. Doesn't the Bermuda triangle have strange atmospheric conditions that render any electrical equipment useless."
"Yes but apparently they have cobbled together a device which nullifies this and makes the atmospheric conditions normal."
"So how do we infiltrate the base. We can't fly over it and we cant sail up to it."
"Not in the usual way but we can use a small disposable two man submarine with a Jet Ski engine."
"Why a Jet Ski engine?"
"The engine in a Jet Ski uses a pump at the front of the vehicle pull water in and then uses another pump to push the water out in a jet propelling the vehicle forward.
So that's what they did. Snake and Raiden abandond the Sub a mile away from the island and swam towards it.
BY B.B.J.
Well that's chapter one. This story may trip over itself slightly because it's trying to be both funny and serious so give some feed back by leaving me a review.