Note: I am not trying to make this good or anything, I'm just bored and want to write somethin'. Only review if you like it, cause I know most people think it sucks.
POKEMON 3:16
In the Pokemon world…
Ash, Brock, and Misty are walking along in a city. "I wonder where the gym is?" asked Ash.
"You fool. It's probably by the huge sign that says "GYM"!" commented Brock.
They enter the gym and ask to fight the gym leader. They decide to use only one Pokemon each. Ash, of course, chooses Pikachu, thinking that the little rodent can do anything (which it can't). However, as the match progresses, Ash is winning. As he prepares to deal the final Thundershock, a dark-robed figure appears in the middle of the gym.
"Who are you?" asked Ash.
"Get the hell of the floor!" yelled the Gym Leader.
"Fine." commented the robed firgure. As he walks of the floor, he tosses a black Pokeball over his shoulder that has a white skull printed on it. As the ball opens, the sound of breaking glass fills the gym. What comes out of the ball? It's Stone Cold! He want's Pikachu in a bad way! Pikachu shoots a Thundershock at Austin, but he ducks under punches Pikachu in the stomach with some brass knuck's on. Pikachu falls to the ground. Austin's Stompin the Mudhole! He's Stompin' the Mudhole on Pkachu's rodent ass!
"That's not nice!" yelled Ash, as he ran up to Austin.
Austin turns to Ash and gives him a kick to the stomach. Ash doubles over in pain. STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER ON ASH! Then Austin nails Brock and Misty with a Double Stunner! The Gym leader recalls his Pokemon, but Austin slams him in the face with a steel, folding chair. All of the sudden, two cans of beer fly out of nowhere. Austin catches both and starts chuggin'. Suddenly, Team Rocket shows up. They do their candy-assed rhyme thing, but before they can finish, Austin nails Meowth with the chair. Then he shuts Jesse and James up with a Double Stunner. Austin gives a signal, and more cans of beer fly to him. He pours the beer over all of his unconscious victims and walks off. Stone Cold just opened up the biggest can of WHOOP-POKE-ASS that Austin 3:16 Inc. makes! And that is the BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!