My second Fanfiction story, YAY!!!
Disclaimer: I do own the characters on the cereal boxes in my cupboard is what I would say if the Disclaimer police wouldn't lock me up for it….so no I don't own them.
Happy? * Sits angrily in a corner*
Pt. 1 Trix are for kids
The Trix Rabbit walked into the store tiredly, a forlorn look on his face.
*Flashback*
He is trying (yet again) to get that stupid box of Trix from those annoying kids-unsuccessfully of course. Then after slumping to the floor in defeat they said that cursed phrase that would forever be embedded in his mind. "Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids"
*End Flashback*
He takes slow strides towards the back of the store where the cereal isle was.
The Rabbit combed the isle until he found the object he was looking for-
A single box of Trix.
It was the last one in the store and he sighed resignedly as he picked it up.
"I give up. You win, you crazy kids."
With this he exited the isle and began his trip towards the check-out area. Before he could get far a chorus of voices sounded.
"Drop the box, Rabbit!" He turned around, only to be faced with a group of small kids. Here we go, thought the Rabbit. "I do have a name, you know. Wesley, Wesley White."
"We don't care what you're stupid name is Rabbit, one of the kids sneered. Just drop the box and we'll forget that any of this ever happened." Wesley's (lol) jaw dropped. "You're threatening me!!? I haven't even done anything. Is purchasing a box of cereal a federal CRIME or something?"
"For you, it is. We've warned you before. Trix are for kids and only for kids."
The Rabbit sighed and continued his walk toward the check-out lines. He'd heard this a million times before. He just couldn't comprehend why it was such a big deal for him to have a taste of the colorful treat. If he'd known that wanting to sample it before he bought it was so horrible, he would have just bought it in the first place.
When he reached the front of the line the weirdo kids reappeared behind the clerk (Really! How do they do that?) And gave him one last warning.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. It's illegal!" the annoying brats squeaked in their high-pitched voices.
That was the last straw for him. "So you're saying that if I buy this box of Trix cereal I'm breaking the law? He said with as much sarcasm as he could muster. The brats replied with a quick "Yep" and then went silent to see what I'd do next.
"Riiight, okay then, Wesley said while giving the center of all his problems to the somewhat frightened employee. "A-a-are y-you sure about this" she said pointing to the box.
Bored with this whole fiasco the rabbit merely waved her on, wanting to get it over with. She scanned it hastily and then flinched back, as if waiting for something to happen. When nothing did, she let out a sigh of relief.
"See? I told you noth-, "the rabbit said cockily before being tackled to the ground by a bunch of men in black suits.
"This is the FBI and you're under arrest for attempting to buy this box of Trix; and yes, it is against the law," the (weird talking) man said.
"WTF!? I didn't do anything wrong!" the angry rabbit replied, aghast.
"And what is up with your accent? I mean, how do you even talk like that? It's so weird!" The rabbit asked.
The black clothed man's face turned bright red as he hand-cuffed the rabbit. Rather than yelling at the annoying white rabbit the man turned towards the children who had tipped him off about the rabbit's offence.
"Thanks for your hard work kids. Without you we never would have been able to get here o time. You helped to catch a criminal."
"No problem," the little evils said angelically. Then they turned toward the now deliriously angry rabbit and said creepily," We told you. Trix are for kids.-evil laughter-."
The Rabbit glared menacingly at the kids as he was led out the building (Without his Trix) to the police cars. There was a large swarm of paparazzi peppering them with questions. This only helped to make him madder.
As he was being forced into the small backseat of the cars he finally lost it.
He screamed towards the wicked kids in a crazed voice. It echoed throughout the crowd.
"I will have my revenge!!!"
Hooray! # 2 down, only one to go! Tell me what you think of this. I wrote it ages ago and have a few different ones to go with it if I get good feedback. Btw I have a poll going on. It's on Zelda games so if you've played any of them check it out.
*_* KaRaSu