Here is my disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling (lucky!). Any person with the same name as these books characters, however, belong entirely to themselves. I belong to me, and this song does too. Maybe it's been made beofre, but I swear I didn't know... honest! Well, here it is, my belated Christmastime parody.
Ciao! ^_^
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scene: It's Christmastime, and all the Hogwarts fifth years (Hermi and Harry and Ron, etc... are now fifteen, folks) are standing around outside in the snow singing. Their chorus goes a little somehting like this, maybe you've heard it before?
You know Moony and Wormtail and Padfoot and Prongs
Lily and Harry and Hermi and Ron
But do you recall
The most infamous wizard of all? (Da-doo-doo-doo)
Voldie the evil wizard
Had a very nasty plan (To kill the muggle-borns!)
And when the Purebloods heard it
They all wanted to join his band (They call 'em Deatheaters!)
All of the innocent mudbloods
All of their supporters too (That's a lot of 'em!)
Most of the good side was slaughtered
Ruthlessly by You-Know-Who! (He's an evil one!)
Then one foggy autumn day
Voldie came to say, (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Potters with your kid so bright,
How'd you like to die tonight? (But then...)
cut to:
Lily and James defending Harry from El Dark Lord himself. They eventually fall, and then Voldemort approaches Harry and mutters the death spell. Not only does Harry live, but Voldie gets more than a few nasty cuts.
fade back to the song...
Voldie was more than miffed;
He was called the Boy That Lived (We're talking Harry here)
"Harry the conquering hero, you'll go down in history!"
You'll go down in his- to- ry!
~fin~
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I love you all, from the bottom of my shoe- I mean sole, um, make that SOUL. SOUL, because I have one. Really! [Uh, I'm saying this slightly sheepishly, but there is a revision in here... I wrote this really late at night, or really early in the morning depending on how you look at it, so there was bound to be a mistake or two...]
Please review, or I will sick Fleur on you.
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