Ayeka Is Stupid
(Dedicated to Tyler from West Virginia)
It was a peaceful day at the Masaki residence. Tenchi was sitting under a tree eating an apple. Ryoko and Ayeka walked up to him and said, "Tenchi, who do you like better? Ayeka or Ryoko?"
"Oh, that's an easy one," replied Tenchi. "I like Ryoko much better, in fact, I love her and I think I want to get married and have 6 kids. Oh, Ayeka, you're stupid, really annoying, and I wish you would die. No offense."
Ryoko laughed and then got in Tenchi's lap and they started to make out. "DRAT!" Ayeka yelled, then walked over to Sasami.
"Sasami, do you like me?" Ayeka asked, then smiled.
"NO! Go away you whore, I don't want to take any of your crap anymore! So get in the kitchen and make me a pie women!"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then went to find Mihoshi. Mihoshi was peeling potatoes in the basement.
"Mihoshi, do you like me?" Ayeka asked.
"No you inbred Jurian wench! Stop me making me dance for you while you have sex with the mailman!" Mihoshi yelled.
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then went to find Ryo-oki. She was making out with that other cabbot in the garden.
"Do you like me, Ryo-oki?" Ayeka asked.
"MEW MEOW MEOW MEW MOW MOW MEW MEW MEW MEOW! (translation: No you weirdo with areally annoying voice! Go back to the pig farm that you came from, and stop making out with my sister!)"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, and she went to find Washu. She was in her lab studying her husband (the mass).
"Do you like me, Washu?" Ayeka asked.
"NO, you heaving breast wanna be on a Sunday afternoon! You're like nether lips on my window! Stinky, and a little bit depressing! And you're like television on honeymoon! Unnecessary! So stop moping around here like the olive loaf you are!"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then was attacked by a vicious herd of old women. And to this day, no one knows what those vicious old women did to her, or where they took her.
THE END
(Dedicated to Tyler from West Virginia)
It was a peaceful day at the Masaki residence. Tenchi was sitting under a tree eating an apple. Ryoko and Ayeka walked up to him and said, "Tenchi, who do you like better? Ayeka or Ryoko?"
"Oh, that's an easy one," replied Tenchi. "I like Ryoko much better, in fact, I love her and I think I want to get married and have 6 kids. Oh, Ayeka, you're stupid, really annoying, and I wish you would die. No offense."
Ryoko laughed and then got in Tenchi's lap and they started to make out. "DRAT!" Ayeka yelled, then walked over to Sasami.
"Sasami, do you like me?" Ayeka asked, then smiled.
"NO! Go away you whore, I don't want to take any of your crap anymore! So get in the kitchen and make me a pie women!"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then went to find Mihoshi. Mihoshi was peeling potatoes in the basement.
"Mihoshi, do you like me?" Ayeka asked.
"No you inbred Jurian wench! Stop me making me dance for you while you have sex with the mailman!" Mihoshi yelled.
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then went to find Ryo-oki. She was making out with that other cabbot in the garden.
"Do you like me, Ryo-oki?" Ayeka asked.
"MEW MEOW MEOW MEW MOW MOW MEW MEW MEW MEOW! (translation: No you weirdo with areally annoying voice! Go back to the pig farm that you came from, and stop making out with my sister!)"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, and she went to find Washu. She was in her lab studying her husband (the mass).
"Do you like me, Washu?" Ayeka asked.
"NO, you heaving breast wanna be on a Sunday afternoon! You're like nether lips on my window! Stinky, and a little bit depressing! And you're like television on honeymoon! Unnecessary! So stop moping around here like the olive loaf you are!"
"Oh.." Ayeka said, then was attacked by a vicious herd of old women. And to this day, no one knows what those vicious old women did to her, or where they took her.
THE END