This is a short little ficlet. I hope you enjoy it.
Dressed Again
Disclaimer: Slayers is not mine, as much as I wish it were. This is
purely for my entertainment and not for any profit...
Oh no. Not again. I'm not going to let her do it to me again. Once
was enough. Once was enough to ruin my reputation, if it got out.
"Come on, Zelgadiss. You looked really great last time. No one will
suspect you. Don't worry so much about it. It's only for a little
while."
"NO!"
All the excuses, please, begs, bribes, and threats in the world would
not make me do it. Nothing would get through my defenses this time...
"Zelgadiss, I thought you looked really sexy, last time."
Except for small compliments from the fruitcake.
"Who asked you! FIREBALL." That's better. It won't shut him up,
but it makes me feel better.
Xelloss twitched a little, then sat back up without injury.
"It's rumored that there's a Clair Bible manuscript in the temple.
I'm sure we could sneak in and take a piak while we're here." Xelloss
helpfully told them all.
Dammit. Why did there have to be a bread crumb trail to this place. A
place I have to dress in a ridiculous outfit and make a fool of
myself. Was getting back to normal worth the humiliation this will
put me through. Who am I kidding, of course I'll do it for a peak at
a Clair Bible manuscript.
"I'll only do it if I get to read the manuscript frist!"
"Sure Zel, whatever you want." Lina told me.
"I want Xelloss to promise. I'll only do it if he promises."
Everyone turned to look at Xelloss.
"OK. I promise," he said.
"What do you promise," I pursisted.
"I promise that Zelgadiss Greywords will get to read the Clair Bible
manuscript first. Happy now?"
"And this applies to every manuscript."
"OK, OK. Now let's get going," Lina tried to hurry me along.
I waited for Xelloss to reply, I wasn't going anywhere until he said
what I wanted him to. I stood staring at him for a full minute
without blinking.
"OK, it applies to them all. Let's just get going, I've got places to
be, you know. You lot are not everything I've got going."
"Yes. Now we can go."
We got ready, out of the campsite, and into the town before nightfall.
Why do I let them talk me into things like this. My career as a
swordsman was much more successful before I hooked up with this lot.
I never did anything crazy and completely weird before I met them.
Who was I kidding, they were my only friends and I would do anything
for my happy ending.
The End.
I don't know if I want to continue this. If I did it would become shounen-ai.
I can't help it I like Zelgadiss and Xelloss as a couple. Tell me what you think.
Dressed Again
Disclaimer: Slayers is not mine, as much as I wish it were. This is
purely for my entertainment and not for any profit...
Oh no. Not again. I'm not going to let her do it to me again. Once
was enough. Once was enough to ruin my reputation, if it got out.
"Come on, Zelgadiss. You looked really great last time. No one will
suspect you. Don't worry so much about it. It's only for a little
while."
"NO!"
All the excuses, please, begs, bribes, and threats in the world would
not make me do it. Nothing would get through my defenses this time...
"Zelgadiss, I thought you looked really sexy, last time."
Except for small compliments from the fruitcake.
"Who asked you! FIREBALL." That's better. It won't shut him up,
but it makes me feel better.
Xelloss twitched a little, then sat back up without injury.
"It's rumored that there's a Clair Bible manuscript in the temple.
I'm sure we could sneak in and take a piak while we're here." Xelloss
helpfully told them all.
Dammit. Why did there have to be a bread crumb trail to this place. A
place I have to dress in a ridiculous outfit and make a fool of
myself. Was getting back to normal worth the humiliation this will
put me through. Who am I kidding, of course I'll do it for a peak at
a Clair Bible manuscript.
"I'll only do it if I get to read the manuscript frist!"
"Sure Zel, whatever you want." Lina told me.
"I want Xelloss to promise. I'll only do it if he promises."
Everyone turned to look at Xelloss.
"OK. I promise," he said.
"What do you promise," I pursisted.
"I promise that Zelgadiss Greywords will get to read the Clair Bible
manuscript first. Happy now?"
"And this applies to every manuscript."
"OK, OK. Now let's get going," Lina tried to hurry me along.
I waited for Xelloss to reply, I wasn't going anywhere until he said
what I wanted him to. I stood staring at him for a full minute
without blinking.
"OK, it applies to them all. Let's just get going, I've got places to
be, you know. You lot are not everything I've got going."
"Yes. Now we can go."
We got ready, out of the campsite, and into the town before nightfall.
Why do I let them talk me into things like this. My career as a
swordsman was much more successful before I hooked up with this lot.
I never did anything crazy and completely weird before I met them.
Who was I kidding, they were my only friends and I would do anything
for my happy ending.
The End.
I don't know if I want to continue this. If I did it would become shounen-ai.
I can't help it I like Zelgadiss and Xelloss as a couple. Tell me what you think.