Homer Simpson's big adventure

A/N: Uh oh, Homer Simpson is up to no good. This is going to be a crossover between the Simpsons and other video games and anime. So enjoy or die of a heart attack.

Chapter 1: What are thou talking about?

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Homer Simpson sat on the couch, flipping through the channels and drinking a duff beer and he was also watching when Dinosaurs get drunk. Homer laughed as he saw the drunk dinosaur fall into a tar pit and then the show ended, followed by some credits. Homer decided to flip through the channels.

"Man, there's nothing good on TV today." Homer whined. "Hey Marge could you get me a beer?" He asked.

"Sorry, but I'm taking Bart, Maggie and Lisa over to church." Answered Marge as she opened the door and she left.

"Doh!" Homer shouted as he threw an empty can of duff beer at the TV. Suddenly, the TV begins to glow an eerie green color.

"Hmm, what's this?" Homer asked himself as he walked up to the TV then he was sucked into the television and he screamed.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH." Homer screamed as he fell down into a black hole.

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Homer woke and found himself in the forest, he woke up and got the dizziness out of his head and begun walking.

"Where am I?" Homer asked himself.

"Welcome to thy known forest terminal you buffoon." A British voice said.

Homer's eyes brightened. "Jebus, is that you?"

The stranger stepped out and he turned out to be some weird iron soldier with mirrors for shields and a face. His face looked like somebody had put lipstick on it for a mouth.

"I am not Jesus, I am Mercurymon and thou are in great trouble if thou dare to trifle with me." Mercurymon said. (A/N: If you go to the Japanese digimon frontier official site and if you look through the episode guide, you might find a picture of the good and bad legendary warriors in a civilized behavior, I think)

"Do you have any beer?" Homer asked.

"Beer? What are thou talking about? I never touched the stuff." Mercurymon said in disgust. (A/N: Drink responsibly)

"NO BEER?!" Homer said in shock. Homer fell to the ground and started shouting, "OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD."

"Thou are insane, I must get rid of you." Mercurymon said as he punched Homer far off into another area of the digital world. Mercurymon walked off to go and watch his soap opera.

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Homer crash landed right into a weird looking room that appeared to be like a pop star room. A half woman, half frog like digimon screamed in terror at Homer and she ended up running out of the room.

Koji and Kouchi heard this and saw Lanamon running out of the dressing room.

"Lanamon, what's wrong?" Koji asked.

"Some weird person with yellow skin was in there and I think he was looking at me." Lanamon answered.

Homer walked out of the dressing room, completely injured from Mercurymon punching him to the moon.

"So, this is the guy who's been causing you problems?" Kouichi asked. He then Beast spirit evolved to KaizerLeomon (A/N: This is the good version of the beast spirit of darkness, I forgot who the good human spirit of darkness was named so, if anyone has the name, please tell me in your review.) and tossed Homer Simpson straight into the sky and he fell right into another warp. Once again, Homer screamed like Hell until he got to the end of the tunnel.

TBC (To be continued)

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A/N: I wonder where Homer will be at next, only time will tell.