I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, sadly. If I did, Kaiba would be somewhat nicer, Mai and Joey would be together, and Tristan would win Serenity's heart. I'm sure some people are glad I don't own it.


A brunette girl enters a large studio. One white four person couch, three white love seats, two white comfortable chair, a large dark wood desk, and two black rolling chairs behind the desk make up the layout of the stage. The girl is wearing a blue t-shirt, jeans, and white sneakers. Her hair is up in a ponytail, keeping it out of her eyes. Said girl walks on stage and turns toward the camera, which begins recording.

Angel: Hey there! Welcome to "The Torture Show The YGO Way"! I'm Angel, your lovely hostess who likes M&Ms. Twelve characters from everyone's favorite show, Yu-Gi-Oh, will be here shortly to answer questions, do challenges, or even give advice. *sees group staring to enter* And here they are now!

Yugi, Atem, Tea, Mana, Joey, Serenity, Mai, Tristan, Duke, Ryou, Bakura, and Kaiba enter. Kaiba sits in a chair farthest from the desk, Tea, Yugi, Atem, and Mana sit on the four-seater in that order, Bakura claims the other chair, Ryou sits with Duke on the love seat between Bakura and Tea, Joey and Mai end up in the one to the right of Kaiba and the left of Bakura, and Tristan and Serenity take the last love seat, which is right next to the desk.

Angel: Before we start, there are some rules I should go over. First, keep it clean please. No swearing or mature content since there are innocent children present. Second, no yaoi or yuri please, for the same reason stated earlier plus I can't write that kind of stuff. Third, you can request a character that's not here to come but they won't stay around after fulfilling their requirements. Fourth, I'm not taking co-hosts or hostesses because I already have a co-host. *mutters* Who's really late. *normal again* Fifth, to be fair, I won't be doing parings unless they are canon. For example, Tristan and Duke both love Serenity, but she doesn't like either of them back like that, despite being more fond of Tristan.

Duke and Tristan: REALLY?

Angel: Or Tea being in love with either Yugi or Atem, she just refuses to tell us which one it is.

Tea: Hey!

Angel: Or even Joey's crush on Mai, who happens to remain silent on any possible feelings toward everyone's favorite Brooklyn Idiot.

Joey: NYEH! I'm offended!

Angel: I don't care. Or the fact Kaiba is incapable of loving anyone other than Mokuba.

A black blur runs in and crashes into Angel. Both fall down, the blue, which turns out to be Mokuba, is on top. The two then get up, Angel looking down at the younger boy.

Mokuba: Sorry I'm late! I was busy trying to beat my high score.

Angel: *sighs* It's fine. Everyone, this is my co-host, Mokuba Kaiba!

Kaiba: Mokuba? Why in the world did you agree to this?

Mokuba: It sounds like fun!

Angel: You guys can catch up later. The final rule, it to have fun sending in questions, challenges, and/or problems you want advice on. Since this is merely the first chapter, I'll end it without anything getting done, sadly. Updates should occur about every other day. So the next update should be on Saturday unless something happens. Feel free to review, since even anonymous reviews are allowed!