The Matrix Has You
Author's Note: This is a spinoff on the Paul McCartney Song, Live and Let Die. More songs coming! And none of 'em are any good! Stay tuned!
Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine! Except the new words! Please don't sue! I've only got about $5 in the bank anyway!
When you were young, everything was right- least you thought it was
You used to say, 'this stuff is real'
(Admit it, kid, admit it, kid, admit it, kid)
But in this virtual reality in which you lived in
Morpheus met you- he said
THE MATRIX HAS YOU!
(The Matrix has you)
(music)
He explained the whole thing to ya
Now you got a job to do, you gotta do it well
You gotta give them ma-chines HELL!
(music)
You used to say 'this stuff is real'
(Admit it, kid, admit it, kid, admit it, kid)
But in the virtual reality in which you lived in
Morpheus met you- he said
The Matrix has you.
KICK-ASS PAIR
Author's Note: Parody of 'All Time High. #2 in a file full of James Bond songs made into Matrix songs. This one is sung by Trinity.
All I wanted was to kill the system off for once and all
Never thought I'd meet you- I'm in your thrall
Funny how we met just when we'd reached a really awful point
I killed the cops- blew that joint- Neo I love you!
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll blow the Agents away
The Oracle said
I'd be in the One's sway
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll take on Agents and win
So hold on tight
Let the fight begin.
I don't want to leave a working machine but I want to stop
Then I saw ol' Smith down dead drop.
In my time I've battled lots of Agents but I'd never seen
Someone KILL a machine- it worked for you!
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll blow the Agents away
The Oracle said
I'd be in the One's sway
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll take on Agents and win
So hold on tight
Let the fight begin.
That Smith Who Shot Me
Author's Note: OK, OK, OK. By now, you've probably figured out that this is #3 and a parody of 'The Spy Who Loved Me.' Neo is singing it. No, I do not own 'The Matrix.' Yes, I'm committing sacrilege by playing on these great 007 theme songs. JUST READ ON ALREADY!
Nobody I hate more
Makes me feel mad at the rest
Nobody I hate half as much as you
Smith, man, you are TOAST!
I was down
And still you shot me
I tried to dodge your bullets . . . but
Like Judgement above me
That Smith who shot me
Was part of the Matrix!
Nobody I hate more
Though sometimes I wish you weren't 'Smith'
Nobody I hate just as much as you
You shot me- got me miffed!
The reason you iced me
When you managed to ice me
There's some kind of malice inside
It made some go runnin'
But I stopped it comin'
How do you like the release of death?
Nobody I hate more
Makes me feel mad at the rest
Nobody I hate half as much as you
(Final chorus)
Smith, ol' buddy, Smith, man, you are
Smith, ol' buddy you are toast
Smith, man you are Smith man you are
TOAST
Smith man you are TOAST!
Author's Note: This is a spinoff on the Paul McCartney Song, Live and Let Die. More songs coming! And none of 'em are any good! Stay tuned!
Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine! Except the new words! Please don't sue! I've only got about $5 in the bank anyway!
When you were young, everything was right- least you thought it was
You used to say, 'this stuff is real'
(Admit it, kid, admit it, kid, admit it, kid)
But in this virtual reality in which you lived in
Morpheus met you- he said
THE MATRIX HAS YOU!
(The Matrix has you)
(music)
He explained the whole thing to ya
Now you got a job to do, you gotta do it well
You gotta give them ma-chines HELL!
(music)
You used to say 'this stuff is real'
(Admit it, kid, admit it, kid, admit it, kid)
But in the virtual reality in which you lived in
Morpheus met you- he said
The Matrix has you.
KICK-ASS PAIR
Author's Note: Parody of 'All Time High. #2 in a file full of James Bond songs made into Matrix songs. This one is sung by Trinity.
All I wanted was to kill the system off for once and all
Never thought I'd meet you- I'm in your thrall
Funny how we met just when we'd reached a really awful point
I killed the cops- blew that joint- Neo I love you!
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll blow the Agents away
The Oracle said
I'd be in the One's sway
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll take on Agents and win
So hold on tight
Let the fight begin.
I don't want to leave a working machine but I want to stop
Then I saw ol' Smith down dead drop.
In my time I've battled lots of Agents but I'd never seen
Someone KILL a machine- it worked for you!
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll blow the Agents away
The Oracle said
I'd be in the One's sway
We're a kick-ass pair
We'll take on Agents and win
So hold on tight
Let the fight begin.
That Smith Who Shot Me
Author's Note: OK, OK, OK. By now, you've probably figured out that this is #3 and a parody of 'The Spy Who Loved Me.' Neo is singing it. No, I do not own 'The Matrix.' Yes, I'm committing sacrilege by playing on these great 007 theme songs. JUST READ ON ALREADY!
Nobody I hate more
Makes me feel mad at the rest
Nobody I hate half as much as you
Smith, man, you are TOAST!
I was down
And still you shot me
I tried to dodge your bullets . . . but
Like Judgement above me
That Smith who shot me
Was part of the Matrix!
Nobody I hate more
Though sometimes I wish you weren't 'Smith'
Nobody I hate just as much as you
You shot me- got me miffed!
The reason you iced me
When you managed to ice me
There's some kind of malice inside
It made some go runnin'
But I stopped it comin'
How do you like the release of death?
Nobody I hate more
Makes me feel mad at the rest
Nobody I hate half as much as you
(Final chorus)
Smith, ol' buddy, Smith, man, you are
Smith, ol' buddy you are toast
Smith, man you are Smith man you are
TOAST
Smith man you are TOAST!