Mario v Poop

by The Author in the Oak Tree

Mario and Luigi have to take a crap. Meanwhile, they reminisce about the future wha and how, basically, they can't, unless they travel to the Nation of Poop. This is basically a story integrating Super Mario, and, er, one of my favorite things from 2012 when this story was first published: potty humor. Rated for occasional strong language.

Mario Goes to Poop City

[a story that makes an example of pretty gay humor]

"Once upon a time, there was me, Super Duper Mario Head.

"It was the year 2019. It was deemed illegal to bully people. So I had to take a crap. Unfortunately, it was only legal in one place to take a crap. So I went with my brother who also had to relieve himself. Our focus on peeing really made us not be able to use our abilities. So we used our feces and urine to do this. Like, poop flowers and poop balls, and pee lasers. Like, I peed and pooed in Bowser's mouth. He enjoyed it so much that he swooned over the floor. So now he's been trying to kidnap me to rape me …. Over and over again … it's … uh.."