Operation: Pigeon Droppings

by GeezerWench

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language (for you delicate flowers). Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 – 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

1. Chapter 1: Tick Fricassee

Date: 04/05/2015

Title: Tick Fricassee

Pairing/Characters (for fanfiction): Jacob, Embry, Quil

Rating: G / K+

Genre: Friendship

Word Count: (MUST BE 100)

Prompt: "I would love to have an army of robot attack pigeons."

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

A/N: the challenge was to write a 100-word drabble for each prompt chosen by Tricky Raven admins. At the second prompt of the week, I got it in my head that I should try and work all these drabbles together under a common theme. I didn't write them in order, precisely. It's how the prompts kind of fell.

There are six 100-word drabbles. They'll be put in order here.

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~O~ Tick Fricassee ~O~

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"Whatcha doin', Jake?"

"Hey, Quil. Me and Embry are building a little surprise for the leech."

Quil peered over their shoulders. "You got like a dozen … what are they? Mechanical chickens?"

After placing another feather on the object in front of him, Embry frowned. "They're pigeons. Chickens don't fly. Edward won't stay away from Bella like she told him."

Jacob pulled Quil closer. "They're camouflaged drones. We added little glass bottles of gasoline to their chests. On impact, these matches will hit the striker, the bottles break, and … boom! Tick Fricassee!"

Impressed, Quil nodded. "I think it'll work."

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