A/N- Hola all you lovely peoples! Ok, I totally stole this idea from that VH1 show, For the Love of Ray-J. I think it's hilarious how those girls throw themselves at him…

Also, the female adults are going to be about the same age as Sakura, Ino, Hinata etc because there really aren't that many girls in Naruto, are there? So I need to use some of the older ones.

Summary- Sasuke is a solo singer. He takes a small break from his career to… have a game show for 1 lucky girl to win his heart! Little does he know, he's not going to fall for one of those girls, but one of the people who clean the girls' house!

Warnings- SasuNaru, Every single girl in Naruto bashing (I apologize, 'cuz some of them are ok), OCC-ness, some OCs, yaoi, shonen-ai, and lemon! Rating will go up later 'cuz of the lemon.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto because if I did, it'd be a yaoi.

"Talking"

"Thinking"

Prologue: Setting Up.

"Itachi, do you really think that this is such a good idea? I mean, seriously, if I wanted to meet 10 of my biggest fangirls, all I'd have to go was look on the internet…" Sasuke said, grumpily. Being a big superstar, you'd have 'em. Especially if you're as good-looking as Sasuke.

"Little brother, if it wasn't and good idea, would I be spending so much money on it?" Itachi replied, "Oh wait, I'm not. I'm using YOUR money," he chuckled, "Maybe it's not a good idea…"

"I think it's a great idea! Firstly, you get to finally relies you're gay! Secondly, I get to be on TV! And thirdly, there's free soap on set!!!" Sasuke's best friend said. Well, she came up with the idea of the show in the first place. Oh wait, didn't I tell you? Sasuke is having a dating show! 10 girls from all over the country are flying in to NYC to try and win his heart by competing against each other in hard (or possibly funny) tasks.

"Woah, wait! Back up! I'm not gay, we've been over this, Kiki!" Sasuke said to his friend.

"Yes you are." Kiki said bluntly. Sasuke ignored this statement.

"And why are YOU on TV?" he asked. Kiki's eyes sparkled.

"'Cuz someone need to inform the chickies where to meet you, and Itachi didn't wanna do it! So I gets too!" said she. Sasuke turned to Itachi.

"Why?" his voice was weak, "why… would you let her be on TV, the same show as me?"

"Because, little brother, I am evil." Itachi said.

"Yes you are." The plane landed (A/N- I probably should have told you they were on a plane before) and the 3 people got off. Immediately after Sasuke's feet touched the ground screams and cheers could be heard. He gave the people who were unimportant a little wave and turned to the important people.

"Sasuke, there you are… as you know, the show begins tomorrow, and that's when you'll meet the girls. Now, lets go." Kakashi, Sasuke's manager, said. He motioned for the 3 to follow him inside a limo.

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"Now let's see…" Kakashi mumbled as he took out a clipboard, " Sasuke, check, director-me, check, hostess girl- Kiki, check, producer-Itachi, check, 10 brainless girls," Kiki giggled, "check… cleaning staff… ah yes. We still need a cleaning staff. I have some applications here, you all can pick from them." The white-haired man took out a folder and handed it to Itachi.

Itachi open the folder and took out and took out a few pieces of paper. "Uzumaki Naruto looks… suitable. How many people do we need for the cleaning staff?" he asked. Sasuke took "Uzumaki Naruto's" application from his older brother. Yellow blonde hair, bright blue eyes, a smile only and idiot would have, overall, he looked like a dobe.

"A cute dobe… Huh, what? Man, I've gotta stop hanging out with Kiki…" Sasuke thought.

"Three" Kakashi answered.

Kiki took the paper from Sasuke's hand. "Oooo he's cute! I pick him!" She said, the rock star took the paper back. "Sasuke, can he be a cleaning person? Pretty please with sprinkles and gummy bears and sour patch kids and…" by now, Sasuke has blocked her out. Itachi took out another paper.

"Nara Shikamaru will do as well." said he.

"And chocolate and pie and- wait, as well? So that means the super-adorable Naruto is a cleaning person?" Kiki asked .

"Yes." Itachi took out another application. "And Inzuka Kiba."

"Ah, great. Now, we're here." The limo pulled up to a big mansion.

"Woah… we get to stay here?" Kiki asked, as she got out of the car.

"No. This is where the girls are staying. You three are staying in a HOUSE down the street. Well, you'll only be sleeping there. You will probably be spending most of you're time here, but Sasuke may sometimes be spending the night here…" Kakashi said. Kiki giggled as Sasuke blushed.

"Lets meet everyone, shall we?" Itachi asked.

"Yeah. Whatever. Lets go." Sasuke agreed. He knew Itachi wasn't talking about the girls, but he still dreaded meeting "everyone".

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Sasuke's fear came true. "Everyone" was the camera crew and the people who held the boom, and they were all over him. He hardly made it out alive, and Itachi and Kiki laughed the whole time. After signing autographs in various places (don't ask), the trio met the cleaning crew.

"Hello. You must be Kiba. Since you'll be working for me, I figured we might as well get acquainted." Sasuke said his rehearsed greeting like he did to the others. Kiba just looked at him. He didn't looked shocked, giddy, or like he was about to faint. "Uh…" Sasuke looked at his brother, who only gave him the thumbs up. "Are you going to say anything?"

"Oh right. Hi." Kiba said, rolling his eyes. Sasuke took that as his queue to leave. He found Shikamaru next. He said his rehearsed greeting.

"You obviously don't want to, so why are you wasting you're time?" Shikamaru said.

"Yes I do. Well, I did." And he turned to leave.

"The cleaning staff doesn't like me…" He grumbled.

"The cleaning staff doesn't like me…" Kiki mimicked, "Suck it up! Now, go say hi to the super-adorable Naruto!" She pushed him away.

Sasuke found Naruto, said his rehearsed greeting, and waited for a reply. And guess what? He got one.

"Hi! Nice to meet you. This house is pretty big… heh, if I knew I'd be like this, I don't think I would have applied for the job! Just kidding, of coarse. I mean, who would pass this job up? It pays a bunch!" Naruto said.

"Well, aren't we talkative?" Sasuke thought.

"Yeah, I guess it does. Well, I'll see you around okay?" Sasuke said.

"Here comes the autograph question…"

"Sure. You must be busy. Talk to you later, I guess!" Naruto replied. This stunned Sasuke.

"Woah, what? No autograph?" he asked.

"Well, I'm not sure if I've done anything, but if you really want one…"

"No! I don't want one! Don't you though?"

"Nah… I'm not really a fan," Naruto giggled, "Don't we have a big head?"

"So that's how it is."

"Hn. Dobe."

"Hey! Teme!"

And so it begins….

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